spankerella: (snape likes to hit)
title: Terms of Endearment
author: echo
rating: 15
disclaimer: So not mine. They belong to Joss Whedon and JK Rowling.
summary: Joyce and Snape's "date" from Life of Brian.
AN: The song "Ol 55" was originally by Tom Waits, but the version I was inspired by was Sarah McLachlan's.

"The Life of Brian" can be found here:

Terms of Endearment )
spankerella: (snape bitches by pikacharma)
WTF? Seriously, WTF?

Can't stop giggling though. Totally random. Totally.
spankerella: (snape likes to hit)
Tickets to midnight screening of Narnia... check.

Snagged from [ profile] jo_anne_storm. All I have to say is... score! And gimme!

Severus Snape
You clearly do not scare easily. You want a man
who is sharp, intellectual, cultured, and not
too mushy. Get underneath his cool, sarcastic
exterior and who knows what treasures you might

Who is your Harry Potter love match? (for girls)
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I'll bring the spatula. He can bring the fuzzy pink handcuffs. LOL. Though this isn't off at all. I don't scare easily, and I want some snarky bastard to exchange barbs with. Who knows what treasures I might find under those fifty pounds of black robes. LOL.
spankerella: (mock by snarkel)
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg *laughing so hard I might pee*

Couldn't sleep. So I googled. Yes, I google random shit when I'm bored. Didn't feel like writing or reading, so I googled instead. Please don't ask what I was googling when I found this though. Ahem. Check out this Mary Sue comic by GMonkey.

"Yeah, a lot of people are mean to me. Professor Snape makes fun of my ears."

Oh holy crap! *dies laughing* That so needs to go on a stickie. As does the "Hello, Professor Greenleaf."

Actually ALL her comics are hysterical, and her art is really nifty. Please check out the Snape Beauty and the Beast pic. It's a very lovely watercolor. Just scroll down.

But don't click on the comic marked unsuitable for children if you are offended by dingdongs. I know. Me and my dongdar. Sorry. Well, no, not really because that comic is F-ing HYSTERICAL! *snorts with laughter*

"I'm going to find out who's responsible for this and set them on fire."

spankerella: (crankypants)
Behind a cut because it deals with my last post.

Because I think there's some confusion going on about me and Snape... )

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