What an excellent idea. Thank you. I knew if I waited long enough someone would provide me with a much "cooler heads prevailed" solution. My first thought was to get on the phone and screech "What the F is this sh*t?!" I curbed that inclination.

It's not a matter of curiousity though. I mean, it is, but it's more if this is true, it's going to REALLY affect my life too. Like a lot.