spankerella: (wtf)
Liz Ashe ([personal profile] spankerella) wrote2005-05-09 08:52 am
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attack of the dueling banjos!

OMGsotired.

Well, it's been an interesting morning.

I now know how to get a car out of the city pound. My brother's nestled safely in jail. He'll be there a while, I'm thinking. Over $4000 in tickets. Yeah. He'll be cooling his heels for a bit. He got stopped in my mother's car last night... which he was not supposed to be driving because he has no license. He had unpaid tickets to boot. So jail. My mother woke me up this morning to take her to get her car. Fun fun fun.

To sum up the rest of it... two of my cousins got in a fight. Cousin one had a gun and was waving it about. Counsin two was trying to get him to calm down. Cousin one was A) drunk or B) high. Not sure which at this point. It escalated into a brawl. And there's a crazy dog that attacked all the people fighting and those trying to help break up the fight. Everyone involved suffered a severe dog bite. I am not making this up. Currently cousin two is in the hospital due to damage on his leg from said crazy dog. He had to have surgery. The cousin one... we have no clue where he is. Likely in a hospital somewhere also because my brother and cousin two beat him up. It's just a mess. Bunch of damn hillbillies. Drunk and disorderly.

It's always something with the lot of them. Always. Well, I'm glad my brother's in jail. Maybe we'll have some peace around here. So my mother is PISSED. I am cranky because I missed lotsa sleep.

Going back to bed. Ug.

[identity profile] dream-mancer.livejournal.com 2005-05-09 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Were they wearing shoes? Cuz that sounds like my uncles...only they weren't wearing any shoes at the time. And they weren't attacked by a dog...it was my aunt's goat Bo. I kid (not a pun) you not.

[identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I was at work when most of this went down. Then I was alseep when the car thing went down. But there had bee shirtless shoeless brawls in these parts before. Bunch of damn hillbillies.