I SO feel for you. Been there. Done this. More times than I want to admit. Some tailbone; some elbow; some both. And some of them hurt so bad I was laughing with tears streaming down my face. Sometimes, depending on company present, I just repeat "dirty word, dirty word, dirty word..." over and over instead of using actual cuss words, often while gritting my teeth so I won't scream altogether. Also snagged my pinky toes on furniture so many times, I'm surprised they're both still attached. I REALLY hope you get to feeling better, and soon!