It's bad! It's very very bad! Horatio's got this mop hair and a ponytail and he wears a hair ribbon and he's dressed in the British naval uni from the Napoleonic Era... none of this should be at all sexy. Also, he has the most appauling nickname... Horry. Whore-eee. It's should not be sexy. Should NOT. And yet... I could eat him alive and lick my fingers after.
And now I just might have to pop in King Arthur... because Clive Owen as Arthur = hot. Lancelot = the uber intergalactic hot. Two swords. *dieses* That Gawain guy = hot as well. I totally have issues with that movie, but I could watch Ioan's Lancelot ALL DAY.
And if I had been Gwen, I'd have attacked Lancelot. I would have asked them both... at the same time.
Well, Arthur and Lancelot were more of a couple in the movie to me than Arthur and Gwennie. I think that's why Lance had bitchface for most of the film.
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And if I had been Gwen, I'd have attacked Lancelot. I would have asked them both... at the same time.
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*shakes head*
Sorry, what was that? I got distracted by the thought of...
(Please ignore the dumb-struck look on my face. I will recover... Eventually.)
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