spankerella: (naughty librarian)
Liz Ashe ([personal profile] spankerella) wrote2005-01-18 10:58 pm
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... hit me , baby, one more time

Last one today. Swear.

Here's how it plays... There are 12 movie quotes from 12 different flicks. See if you can guess them. First come, first served. The ones in bold are still un-guessed, but checking the comments to make sure someone hasn't beat you to it isn't a bad idea either.

Please limit yourself to THREE guesses only, unless otherwise specified. Let's give others a chance.

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Game on....

1) "We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it."

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] houses7177. Another childhood fave. "Pure Imagination" is one of my all-time favorite songs. I love Wonka's turn of the phrase in this film.

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2) "Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!"

Aliens. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] mtlwritermom. Said by Hudson. I like the Alien movies. I like this one best. Hell, I named my cat Newt after the little girl.

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3) "You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!"

Batman Returns. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] mtlwritermom. It WAS said by Penguin to Batman. I love Michael Keaton's Batman. He was so great. I liked all the Batman/Catwoman business in this one.

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4) "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

The Fifth Element. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] fireicefaerie. Said by Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis). I adore this movie. It's got Oldman in it. I think Leeloo is a great character, and though he got on a lot of people's nerves in the film, I *LOVED* Chris Tucker's Ruby Rhod.

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5) "When are men going to learn that women want romance, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride."
"Be fair, alright, everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride."

Mallrats. I'm glad an anonymous person was so gung ho about guessing they forgot to leave a name. That's slightly irritating. Announce yourselves, anons. Jebus! Anyhow... Kevin Smith fan ahoy. The man's got a knack for dialogue. This bit is between Tricia and Brodie. And it's true. For me anyhow. I do want romance, but my idea of romance isn't the standard. I much prefer Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. From there we can move to hearts and flowers. LOL.

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6) "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

Heathers. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] houses7177. One of the greatest lines utilizing the F word of all time.

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7) "God hates me. That's what it is."
"Hate him back. It works for me."

Lethal Weapon. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] chancecraz101. I like Mel Gibson. I love the Lethal Weapon movies. Murtaugh and Riggs are one of the best and snarkiest cop teams in cinema.

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8) "Kiss my Converse."

The Last Dragon. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] oracleholly. Said by Sho'nuff. Oh, this movie is SO 80s. So very 80s.

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9) "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Jurassic Park. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] houses7177. Said by Ian. I just think it's funny. I always get a mental image of a group of pirates going cannibal. I know. I'm a sick, sick individual.

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10) "I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing 'I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener'."

Demolition Man. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] houses7177. Said by Edgar Friendly (Dennis Leary). He said wiener. *snicker* This movie's funny for a lot of different reasons, but I like this quote because if the future was like that, I'd probably live in the sewer with Dennis Leary too. I like my sarcasm and ranty bitch attitude too much. Plus, I'd give the old swear machine a short-out. It would be fining me A LOT of credits for abusing the verbal morality code.

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11) "Good morning my neighbors!"
"Hey, fuck you!"
"Yes, yes! Fuck you too!"

Coming to America. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] of_caladan. I like Eddie Murphy. Always have. His standup is some of the funniest around. No matter how many times I've seen his stuff, he gets a laugh out of me. The cheerfulness of him in this scene always makes me giggle. He's so happy about being told 'fuck you'.

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12) "In my pocket there's a whole thing of Tic-Tacs. Take as many as you like, please."

The Golden Child. Yay, [livejournal.com profile] mtlwritermom. Eddie Murphy again. He says this to the little oriental man when he's getting the knife. There's so many little one-liners in this one. I mean, the knife rap... the frozen boogers... the scene he makes in the airport.

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eta: I think I need to do an all HP movies version and an all LotR trilogy version. LOL.

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