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he drove the snakes out of Ireland, you know

Happy St. Patrick's Day, ladies and gemmin.

Today I present, as a special treat, and because I saw something like it in

fyrie's LJ and thought it was a hysterical idea.....

ASK SLYTHERIN

What's that? do you ask? Well, I'll tell you. If you've got a question for any one of my versions of these characters Blaise, Draco, Snape, Tracey, Pansy, Marcus, or Narcissa... ask. Anything. It can be in reference to a fic of mine they are in, life, whatever and whatnot. I can't guarantee actual, meaningful answers though. Keep in mind they *ARE* Slytherins. Please address the question to who you want to respond. Otheriwse, Draco and Blaise will both think you are referring to them and start talking at the same time, then Snape will get all annoyed, and Marcus and Pansy will leave...

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Dear Narcissa (of Snake Charming) - so how did you end up with Lucius in the first place?

(PS - do you care if I snitch this idea . . the ask-a-character thing, not Narcissa and Lucius . . for my journal?)

Narcissa says: He was the most powerful, the richest, and the prettiest... naturally. Plus, it was an arranged marriage. Black bloodlines, Malfoy money, a perfect match. Also, I didn't know, at the time, that being evil would turn out to be so... BORING. I thought it would be fun, darling. I was slightly mistaken. Now, if only Draco could realize this...

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Go ahead. I snagged the ask-a-character from

fyrie. Some of us are taking this idea a bit further than intended for fun though...

ask_slytherin. It's certainly NOT ready yet, but J, Nicky, Amy, and I are currently working on that. LOL. Shopuld be fun to do when we get it up and running.

Ask - Blaise

Top or bottom?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Blaise says: You should see how jealous Drake is that *I* got asked the first sex question. Talk about your tantrums. *clears throat* Anyhow, hmm... top or bottom... how about BOTH. *eg* I can't resist either.

Dear Blaise,

How is it that you're such a manslut? Is it genetic?

Blaise says: Must be. I can't help it if I am a sexy bitch.

Dear Snape-
Do you fancy Narcissa?

Snape says: Of all the impertinant... get out of here before I hex you. That's certainly none of your affair. This is the most ridiculous idea I've seen in a long while. Ask Slytherin. *snorts*

Hey (dropverse) Draco,

Given your appreciation of red-heads, if you'd had a straight choice between Ginny and Lily, how long would the choice have taken? Would you have *made* a choice?

Draco says: How can this possibly be an issue? Lily has black hair.

to end the temper tantrum
Draco,
top or bottom?

Draco says: I do NOT have temper tantrums, and I prefer to be on top, naturally.

To Draco and Blaise: What’s your favorite sort of person to date? In both looks and personality, of course. And what would be the worst sort of person and why? Finally, which of you is better,in... you know. Certain areas? Professor Snape: What’s your favorite book? Is it a romance novel? Pansy: Ever consider a nose job? *Ponders how many glares I will receive*

Snape says: You ask a lot of annoying questions. I don't have a favorite book. That's as insipid and fruitless as asking if you have a favorite hair on your head. It's all hair, and I would never lower myself to read something as vomitous as a romance novel. Do go away.

Draco says: You finished?
Blaise says: He does like to ramble, doesn't he? Well, I like a girl who's willing to try anything *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* The worst sort of person... is there? I'm better. Naturally.
Draco says: You WISH. The best sort is a pureblooded girl with a good family who supports wizard superiority. The worst sort is a Weasley.
Blaise says: Unless it's Ginny.
Draco says: Well, naturally.

Pansy says: Ever considered a brain transplant?

Why Luna? Besides the fact that she likes to spank you.

Blaise says: What better reason than that? Plus I like making good little girls go slightly wicked.

Only slightly? Anyway, I've got another question for you and Draco. How exactly does Draco know you like to be slapped around? I realize that the two of you are close, but how'd you come to be spanking close?

Blaise says: Well... yes, only slightly. Don't want your girl in competition with you for who's more evil unless you're Potter. And I made a blood oath to never answer that last question. Isn't that right, my little slytherin princess?

Draco says: We have to have secrets. We're Slytherins. And call me that again, Zabini, and I will be forced to hex you.

Just out of curiosity, Severus, Draco, and Blaise...

What would it take to get three mouthwatering specimens of masculinity such as yourselves to pose for Witch Weekly? Or possibly a nice bondage spread?

Blaise says: Where do I spread?

Draco says: You already see that I am mouthwatering. There is no need for me to display myself so cheaply.

Snape says: I should hex you for even asking that. To even imply that I would remotely agree under any circumstances suggests severe mental issues on your part.

What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone for calling you pug-faced?

Pansy says: Would you like for me to show you?

Marcus says: Can you at least TRY to be nice?

Pansy says: Hypocrit.

*lots of glaring*

Pansy says: Fine. I turned him inside-out. Literally.

I Have Never Draco: If offered would you have gone to live with the Weasleys at the Burrow?

I Have Never Blaise: Did you have another ulterior motive for agreeing to 'bond' with Luna?

Draco says: Hell yes. Sure, there are lots of redheaded prats about, but the food's good. Really good.

Blaise says: Ulterior motive? Yes. Now she can't decide she actually doesn't like me and run off. She's mine. There's no escaping here. Mine mine mine.

*Draco gives him a look*

Draco says: He never liked to share. Not really.

Blaise says: Oh what? And YOU do?

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Questions, of course! (Meant to be annoying and juvenile)

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