more lies

[spankerella]

Let's play again. This is nice and making me happy today. I'm going to do a couple of these because I don't like posting individual minis. I like posting the short stuff in collections. Also, I feel like minis again.

No guessing allowed for corusca... as the last round went to you. Thank you for thinking I've never been in a bar fight, by the by. Though it was guessed by default. LOL. What I need from you is a pairing or character and a situation for your mini. Just leave it as a comment to this post please.

The drill is the same. Pick the lie. One comment, one guess, please. First correct guesser gets an uber mini.

version: likes
* I like Nicole Richie.
* I like moonshine.
* I like guacamole.
* I like big butts.
* I like shopping for underwear.

eta: And archerstar guesses it's the guacamole I don't actually like. Blech! Gross. Looks like baby poop.

Comments

[mtlwritermom.livejournal.com]

I'll say underwear shopping. 'Cause I like big butts, but I don't like to try and get *my* big butt into the right size and shape and it has to go over your old underwear and you can't step out of the dressing room and... It sucks!

Unless you have a small or normal-sized butt, then maybe it's fun.

Ugh.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Oh no. I love buying new panties. In fact, I could likely go a month without washing and still have knickers. In fact, any pair of underpants I've ever described a female character wearing in a fic is likely a pair I've owned before. LOL. New panties make me happy.

[mtlwritermom.livejournal.com]

I guess I get it, new panties can make me happy, once I find some that are nice and get them home. It's the shopping part I don't like. Shoes on the other hand.. Let's just say I make myself stay away form shoe stores because I have kids to feed and other things I should be doing with my money!

[houses7177.livejournal.com]

I'll go with you likin Nicole Richie. [shudder]

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I think she's cute. Like doll adorable. Not the brightest crayon in the box, certainly, but between her and Paris ooops-my-hoo-ha-just-fell-out-of-my-skirt Hilton, I'll take Nicole any day.

[houses7177.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, in that scenario, so would I.

[archerstar.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go with "I like guacamole". Just because it seems like a good choice.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

And you are correct. Blech! Can't stand the stuff. Which is rather ironic, considering I'm a Texan. But it reminds me of baby poop, and I am not overly fond of alvocados. Just looking at it grosses me out sometimes.

[archerstar.livejournal.com]

I'm allergic to avocados, which is kinda why I picked it. But totally awesome.

[brendanm720.livejournal.com]

I've got it narrowed down to two...

So, I'm gonna go with moonshine, 'cause you don't drink anymore.

(and moonshine, if it's not cut with water properly, is like drinking fire)

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Nope. And someone just guessed it was the guac. No, I don't drink anymore. Doesn't mean I don't like to though. The hillbilly in me likes her some moonshine. I also like dandylion wine too. So low class. LOL.

[brendanm720.livejournal.com]

Well, how's this for hillbilly?

My mom's cousin's wife's father has made some of the best moonshine I've ever had, and I've been thinking about making some mead. To top it all off, though, my uncle tried to make wine out of Concord grape juice.

(blech)

Granted, the mead thing is more viking than hillbilly...

And guac only looks like baby poo when you feed them peas. No peas, no squick.

Of course, I can't eat guac in a restaurant (or drink Bloody Marys out) because of my mother's family has ruined me on anyone else's.

Ah well. Quality over quantity, I say.

[archerstar.livejournal.com]

I'm in the mood for some smutty Blaise/Luna. That would be wicked cool.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Noted.