review wank

[spankerella]

I am THROUGH being polite about stuff.

A person left this as a review for SC:
if you don't finish this story i will find, maim & kill you, slowly.
& i really don't want to do that.

Of course I said this in return:
You know a sure-fire way to get me to NOT want to update a fic? Review like you just did. That motivates me to work on fanfic not at all. So the folks who like my original work will be quite pleased with you. I don't respond well to threats. AT ALL. If this is all you can think to say, then don't bother reviewing or reading my fic anymore, thanks.

And if you think you can take me.... bring it.

If anyone would like to school this twit in proper review etiquette, have at it. Like I said... done being nice. Just drop me a line at echo_liz(at)hotmail(dot)com and I'll part with the email address. Nothing harsh, minions. Just a few tips perhaps. They just joined TtH on the 5th and have only left 2 reviews. I shudder (shutter, anyone remember that?) to think what the other one said.

Normally, I'd think this was my old troll Olaf resurfacing again, but it's not her style.

Comments

[lizey.livejournal.com]

Damnit, there are two people whe joined on the fifth and have only left two reviews.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Starts with a "T".

[lizey.livejournal.com]

Eeeexcellent.

I had my own little review-shaped nasty surprise recently when I dared dispute someone's interpretation of Spike. I rarely stick my head up to review or post, so when I saw the notification of a response to my review and a new review...a bit of an 'You didn't. Oh, you really did.' moment.

[lizey.livejournal.com]

Ah, email sent. I haven't been that condescending in weeks, it was lovely.

[cissasghost.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well that's just special. I don't know how all the weirdos find you, I really don't.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should start MY own drinking game. Everytime a noob weirdo finds me I have to take a shot. Everytime I get a death threat review... two shots.

[artemis2050.livejournal.com]

It's the unfortunate result of being funny and fierce. Other think they're obliged to try and match you.

And they are so very, very unqualified to do so.

Don't start the drinking game, or we won't hear from you again till you're out of rehab.

*smacks ijit*

[dream-mancer.livejournal.com]

Shutter? Of COURSE I remember that. I earned my evil email reputation with Cara. Ha!

Let me at her. I haven't flown in a while. I'll be emailing you soon.

~SMS

[ancient-immie.livejournal.com]

See that's not right. Do we need to remind the ebil trolls that review wank is not how we encourge the author to update? No they should know that as it would be common sense. Then again tolls and common sense is an oxymoron. I don't know what to say other than they need some punishment. Shall I sick the crazy Harry/Hermone shippers on them? hmm. No that would be too ebil. *sigh* May karma catch up with them.

[madannekidd.livejournal.com]

Oooh, pass on the email! *rubs hands gleefully and puts on minion uniform*