It's bad! It's very very bad! Horatio's got this mop hair and a ponytail and he wears a hair ribbon and he's dressed in the British naval uni from the Napoleonic Era... none of this should be at all sexy. Also, he has the most appauling nickname... Horry. Whore-eee. It's should not be sexy. Should NOT. And yet... I could eat him alive and lick my fingers after.