Fic - Five by One (Cute Blue Fungus) (1/5)

title: Cute Blue Fungus
series: Five by One
author: echo
rating: 13
disclaimer: These characters belong to Joss Whedon and JK Rowling.
summary: Different spirit, same body... same portal problems. Poor Illyria can't seem to get a break... or can she?
AN: For goddessvicky, for giving her all and a kitten to the icon contest.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/echosunshine/3783.html

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eta: houses7177, thank you for the card. That was a very nice surprise in the mail.

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channeling L7

It's been a total sh*tlist day.

Nate, dear boy, I very nearly went the way you did today. Not actually hitting people, but I did entertain throwing things. Many things. And often. I didn't. I have my own version of cat boxes to deter me.

Today was horrible at work. It was hectic from the get-go. I got snapped at quite a few times today. By both customers and fellow employees. I got snapped at when I got home. So I decided to hide out in my room. Didn't work. I even laid down in the bed and pretended to sleep every time someone opened the door. Still didn't work. No matter what I do to avoid people today... they find me. Hello, we are not the happy smiley echo. GO AWAY!

Oh and you know what, folks? STOP ASKING ME IF I'M STILL WORKING ON SNAKE CHARMING! The answer is yes. YES YES, a thousand times YES! It's barely been two months since the last update. I checked. The last part was posted on Jan 3rd. What is with the question this week? It's giving me an eye twitch. I feel like I'm sitting next to a parrot that's only learned one phrase... "Still working on Snake Charming? Still working on Snake Charming? Rawk!" I can't imagine how bad this would if if I were someone like Davesmom who only updates one fic every eight or nine months. Let's just say I'm still working on everything HP or crossover-wise for now. Now... please PLEASE lay off about it. It'll be updated when I'm ready for it to be.

Snagged from riverchic1998. Perfect.

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