When choosing between two evils...

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There are just certain things you should not say to certain people. Ever.

telephone: ring ring ring
me: Hullo?
cousin: Hey, Bitchy McBitch, what'cha doin'?
me: Sitting here, eating a Dingdong.

*hysterical laughter and phone dropping*

For those of you who don't know, a Dingdong is a Hostess snack cake. It's chocolate-y cake-y goodness with chocolate icing and creme filling. She's a perv. Like I'd really answer the phone if I was... just-so indisposed.

Geez.

Saw Underworld: Evolution again tonight. I have decided I like it. Not as much as Underworld, but it has redeeming qualities. Like ( nekki spoiler )

In gross news, there was a guy sitting behind us that barfed on the floor. I am glad I didn't know this at the time. We had gone to a movie grill. I would not have been able to eat if I'd known. I thought he spilled his drink. So disgusting. If you're gonna be sick, F-ing leave. Damn. Go to the bathroom.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg *laughing so hard I might pee*

Couldn't sleep. So I googled. Yes, I google random shit when I'm bored. Didn't feel like writing or reading, so I googled instead. Please don't ask what I was googling when I found this though. Ahem. Check out this Mary Sue comic by GMonkey.

http://piratemonkeysinc.com/ms1.htm

"Yeah, a lot of people are mean to me. Professor Snape makes fun of my ears."

Oh holy crap! *dies laughing* That so needs to go on a stickie. As does the "Hello, Professor Greenleaf."

Actually ALL her comics are hysterical, and her art is really nifty. Please check out the Snape Beauty and the Beast pic. It's a very lovely watercolor. Just scroll down.

But don't click on the comic marked unsuitable for children if you are offended by dingdongs. I know. Me and my dongdar. Sorry. Well, no, not really because that comic is F-ing HYSTERICAL! *snorts with laughter*

http://piratemonkeysinc.com/snape.htm

"I'm going to find out who's responsible for this and set them on fire."

*cackles*

Currently updating SoW. It's uploading right now. All I did was move a few things around and added a R/T fanfic link. I have to work all weekend mostly, but this is what's on the plate.... tthjinni is in desperate need of fic balm and has requested something in a Blaise. Started that. I also started a new D/G mini. In the next week I plan to get out the next parts of SC and TotL (Trick of the Light), but I am also looking into finishing Brothermine. Remember that fic? Yeah. Hot, young, shagging Sirius. I forgot how much fun that one was to write. It's my favorite... ahem... insertion fic. But I think for tonight this perv is going to bed.

But we'll see. Jinni's need is great, so Blaise comes first. Wow. Did that ever sound naughty.

eta: Did anyone else see the news story about the 28000 year old stone dildo they found in Germany? Just me? Well, here you go then. Read and enjoy. The article even has a picture. You know, it's quite possible I have a dingdong thing. I seem to notice dingdong stories in the news and stuff, and then there's the postcard. Maybe I have like penis envy or something. Or something. Some people have gaydar. Maybe I have dongdar. Ahem. Or maybe I just need to get some sleep. Anyhow, here's the link to the article: Talk about your phallic symbols...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6954261/

This was pointed out on another set of forums. I am passing it on because it's hilarious, but at the same time NOT. Just read it. The whole thing. Especially the name of the device.

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