When choosing between two evils...

Not dead or anything. Happy Valentine's Day, bitches!

( my sweet fluffy Valentine's image for your holiday enjoyment )

I've been kinda emo about this whole diabetes and blood disorder thing. Didn't figure anyone would like to read me whine about that, so no posting. I haven't written ANYTHING since right before I went to the hospital. That's the most disturbing thing for me. I have PLENTY to work on. Nothing. No sparks. No inspiration. No muse. Damn. Two weeks (I think) and no words. I haven't gone this long without writing SOMETHING in well over five years. It's a little scary.

tthjinni, star1sar, and orion777, please check the user info for your LJ. *wicked grin* I got you guyses something.

In other news, puppy Draco is a little turd. ( Me bitching )

I was just going to point to slythhearted's LJ, but it's a locked post, so she said...

"Best quote so far from the LKH thread at Fandom Wank comes from 'ebbrowning' on the introduction of non traditional were creatures into the Anita verse:
Were-swans and were mermaids?
What about the where-plots?"

Check out the wank in person:
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1041659.html

eta: I must thank the wonderous empressvesica for steering me to this post of booster17's which deals with this subject a bit. Check it out:
http://booster17.livejournal.com/285739.html

There was a little blurb about this in the LJ of someone on my flist. I won't say who just in case they don't want any more drama about it tied to them, but I really think HP fans, especially D/G fans, especially D/G fans that have read a certain work by a very popular HP writer, should read this. It's wacky and wanky, to be sure, but ever-so enlightening.

WtF? Cassie Claire was a plagiarizer? Say it ain't so, Serpico!

Maybe the D/G fans shouldn't have bragged so hard about the lack of wank in our corner of the fandom. When I read stuff like this, I always wonder where the hell I'VE been in the fandom to miss it, you know? You decide what you believe. I'm not finished reading yet, so...

eta: It was pointed out to me the CC is more of a H/D shipper in her writing, so the D/G fans can start bragging again about the minimum of craziness and wank. LOL. I would like to say I have never read the Draco stories in question here because I have been told I'd hate the sh*t out of them by several people.

eta2: Still reading. We've been busy at work today, so I've actually had to mostly work and not surf the net or read today. I just have to ask, is it just me or does this make you want to read Pamela Dean's Secret Country Series? Or whatever it's called. There seems to be some confusion there. Anyhow, carrying on now.

eta3: Finished. With 20 minutes of actual work day left. Woo hoo! My brain hurts though.

DRACO/GINNY:
Our ship is crazy so our shippers don't have to be

I think I'll work on some fic tonight. *snicker*

I would just like everyone to know that I am pathetic.

( Skip if you don't care to see me pity myself )

Why do I let stupid inane BS bother me? Oh... because I am an overly sensitive moron who always forgets she has enough approval. I don't need any more. Why do I think I need the approval of people who are NEVER gonna approve of me? Because I'm an insecure dumbass, that's why. Just felt the need to point that out. Thanks.

Good grief! There are some things I just *NEVER* learn about.

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http://www.livejournal.com/users/corruptedjasper/60023.html

Just curious... can anyone tell me how something can be FANDOM wank, if it's my original work? Or am I seriously misunderstanding what the word fandom implies? "In Shadowside" is my original novel. It's not some bit of fanfiction. I created that world from scratch. Wouldn't you be upset if you had created something and someone else was listed as doing so? Even if it was only in an attempt to do (steal) something else?

Damn, if I bother people that much, no one's making them read here. Sh*t. It's not like I'm propping eyelids open with toothpicks and strapping people to their computer chairs so I can force the words of my livejournal into their brains. You seriously DO NOT have to read my livejournal if you don't wanna. For real. I can tell ya for damn sure I don't go reading at the LJs of folks who tick me off. If I annoy you so bad, defriend me. Don't click on the link. Resist the urge to fall victim to my wanking! I only have friended the LJs I read. That's why I rarely lock posts. I'm not going to be upset if you remove me from your flist because you think I'm a whining bitch. Perhaps at times I am. I have never claimed perfection. I can deal with it. The question is... if YOU can't deal with it, why do you try?

eta: CHALLENGE! Goddess, I have offically be accused of the wank. This tremendous occasion calls for an icon. The person who provides me with the 'wank' icon I like best gets a fic consisting of at least 5000 words with the pairing or lead character of their choice... provided it's something I *CAN* write. Anyhow... if you're the winner, we'll hash it out over emails. Be creative. Be ironic. And "Resist the urge to fall victim to my wanking!" is an excellent quote if you need a starting point.

So... ready... set... show me the wank!

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http://www.livejournal.com/users/jesca1976/2138.html?view=4954

Oh just take a look.

( placed behind a cut for the swearing that goes on )

Oh wow, do I need to calm down.

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