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Aug. 5th, 2007 10:47 amI have to go to a baby shower today.
I'd rather have my eyes gouged out. I hate a frou-frou shower. WIth its baby quiches and tiny finger sandwiches. And having to wear a skirt? *fart noise* Dammit.
Why can't they have bachelorette parties for babies too. Those I'm good at.
I'd rather have my eyes gouged out. I hate a frou-frou shower. WIth its baby quiches and tiny finger sandwiches. And having to wear a skirt? *fart noise* Dammit.
Why can't they have bachelorette parties for babies too. Those I'm good at.
