My tweets

• Fri, 19:52: I went to the dermatologist today. I love having serious conversations with a fully-clothed person while I am wearing a giant paper towel.
• Fri, 20:06: RT @TheBloggess: *whispers* Y'all? Furiously Happy is #5 1/2 on the NYT paperback list. You did this. https://t.co/iNtK46MchT
• Fri, 20:08: @TheBloggess I was reading Furiously Happy at the doctor's office today and flail-laughing loudly. It did not make me look sane at all. 👍
• Fri, 20:28: RT @SarahKSilverman: Hey @GOP this is spot on. Please KNOW that we know: you are choosing party over country. You tell us w every action…
• Fri, 20:29: RT @hughlaurie: Will there be a separate news conference for the verbs?
• Fri, 20:35: RT @DesiJed: Good luck writing a headline that makes me laugh more than this. https://t.co/JkBN0MfDTd
• Fri, 20:54: RT @wilw: *Violently explosive cheeto diarrhea sprays all over everything* "The end." https://t.co/XIjdgEJm5b
• Fri, 20:57: Sometimes I forget @wilw played Gordie in Stand By Me because that's not instantly where my mind goes. Then I get reminded and feel silly.
• Fri, 20:59: RT @SenWarren: .@EPA nominee Scott Pruitt wouldn't provide his office's records of dealings with Big Oil, so a court ruled he must release…
• Fri, 21:45: RT @MichaelEMann: Any senator who voted for Pruitt is an enemy to planet (https://t.co/SZRPklWd6Q) & must be unseated RT @EricHolthaus http…

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