New Year's Underwear Drabbles post 1/2
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title: Redheaded Gorilla's Underwear
disclaimer: Not mine. Belongs to JK Rowling.
fandom: HP
character: Ron
summary: Some things can put a girl at a loss for words.
shout: For
leighleighla.
*~*~*
He was getting after those teeth with his toothbrush. His mouth was all frothy with paste. He was running behind on getting dressed this morning. Harry and Hermione would be arriving at any moment. A startled gasp behind him let Ron know he definitely should have locked the door.
He spun about to tell Ginny to get out only to be faced with a Hermione that was quickly going red in the face and apparently could not look anywhere save his maroon boxer briefs.
"Hermione." He squeaked, toothpaste foam dribbling down his chin a bit.
She finally met his eyes and grinned shyly.
*~*~*
title: Cranky Pants' Underwear
disclaimer: Not mine. Belong to JK Rowling and Joss Whedon.
fandom: BtVS/HP
character: Snape
summary: Some things can improve over time.
shout: For
theladylies.
*~*~*
He was wearing them. Not that he'd tell HER that. He'd been giving her a test in Occlumency. She'd passed with flying colors. She'd also gotten in somehow, so deep, and seen that thing he always buried. The one with Potter Senior and Black and Lupin and Pettigrew. The one with then Evans and his underpants.
Merlin, he'd felt her pity. He hated that. Until the present.
Black silk boxer shorts. They were lovely. She really shouldn't have. It was an inappropriate gift, and yet...
Willow Rosenberg giving him, Severus Snape, under garments was about as appropriate as Tonks shagging Lupin, and yet...
*~*~*
title: Ghost World's Underwear
disclaimer: Not mine. Belongs to Rob Thomas.
fandom: VM
character: Mac
summary: Some things can heal.
shout: For
brendanm720.
*~*~*
Stupid frat boys.
Stupid panty raid.
The dumbasses were all wearing the stolen underwear outside their clothing to show who they had stolen from. So why did it somehow comfort Mac that effing Dick Casablancas was wearing her pink bra with the little red cherries on it on his head?
She didn't know.
He let her know though. Dick the idiot had sided up to her and said, "Look, Ghost World, I just didn't like the idea of your underwear being on a stranger, k?"
To which Mac replied... "Just wash it before you give it back. It's my favorite."
His only response? An enigmatic smile.
*~*~*
title: Dr. Teeth's Underwear
disclaimer: Not mine. Belongs to JK Rowling.
fandom: HP
character: Marcus Flint
summary: Some things can get out of control.
shout: For
kat_in_the_park.
*~*~*
Well, she'd dared him.
He'd just been about to remove his last article of clothing, his underpants, when he'd been arrested for public intoxication and public indecency... in the Ministry's fountain. Marcus chuckled behind his hand. He'd been arrested in his underwear... with Malfoy, Zabini, Parkinson, and Pucey.
Friends bail you out of jail. Real friends are sitting next to you.
"Flint." The guard called. "You made bail, son."
Who'd bail him out? When he rounded the corner and saw Katie Bell, he could've fainted.
"What-"
"Well, all my fault." She interrupted. "When I dared you, I never dreamed you'd actually do it. Or be arrested."
*~*~*
end
disclaimer: Not mine. Belongs to JK Rowling.
fandom: HP
character: Ron
summary: Some things can put a girl at a loss for words.
shout: For
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
*~*~*
He was getting after those teeth with his toothbrush. His mouth was all frothy with paste. He was running behind on getting dressed this morning. Harry and Hermione would be arriving at any moment. A startled gasp behind him let Ron know he definitely should have locked the door.
He spun about to tell Ginny to get out only to be faced with a Hermione that was quickly going red in the face and apparently could not look anywhere save his maroon boxer briefs.
"Hermione." He squeaked, toothpaste foam dribbling down his chin a bit.
She finally met his eyes and grinned shyly.
*~*~*
title: Cranky Pants' Underwear
disclaimer: Not mine. Belong to JK Rowling and Joss Whedon.
fandom: BtVS/HP
character: Snape
summary: Some things can improve over time.
shout: For
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
*~*~*
He was wearing them. Not that he'd tell HER that. He'd been giving her a test in Occlumency. She'd passed with flying colors. She'd also gotten in somehow, so deep, and seen that thing he always buried. The one with Potter Senior and Black and Lupin and Pettigrew. The one with then Evans and his underpants.
Merlin, he'd felt her pity. He hated that. Until the present.
Black silk boxer shorts. They were lovely. She really shouldn't have. It was an inappropriate gift, and yet...
Willow Rosenberg giving him, Severus Snape, under garments was about as appropriate as Tonks shagging Lupin, and yet...
*~*~*
title: Ghost World's Underwear
disclaimer: Not mine. Belongs to Rob Thomas.
fandom: VM
character: Mac
summary: Some things can heal.
shout: For
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
*~*~*
Stupid frat boys.
Stupid panty raid.
The dumbasses were all wearing the stolen underwear outside their clothing to show who they had stolen from. So why did it somehow comfort Mac that effing Dick Casablancas was wearing her pink bra with the little red cherries on it on his head?
She didn't know.
He let her know though. Dick the idiot had sided up to her and said, "Look, Ghost World, I just didn't like the idea of your underwear being on a stranger, k?"
To which Mac replied... "Just wash it before you give it back. It's my favorite."
His only response? An enigmatic smile.
*~*~*
title: Dr. Teeth's Underwear
disclaimer: Not mine. Belongs to JK Rowling.
fandom: HP
character: Marcus Flint
summary: Some things can get out of control.
shout: For
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
*~*~*
Well, she'd dared him.
He'd just been about to remove his last article of clothing, his underpants, when he'd been arrested for public intoxication and public indecency... in the Ministry's fountain. Marcus chuckled behind his hand. He'd been arrested in his underwear... with Malfoy, Zabini, Parkinson, and Pucey.
Friends bail you out of jail. Real friends are sitting next to you.
"Flint." The guard called. "You made bail, son."
Who'd bail him out? When he rounded the corner and saw Katie Bell, he could've fainted.
"What-"
"Well, all my fault." She interrupted. "When I dared you, I never dreamed you'd actually do it. Or be arrested."
*~*~*
end