an alien hooba joob and some quizzes

[spankerella]

I think I'm high right now. Like for real. My arm was hurting so I took the pain meds. I'm watching South Park, and I have never laughed this hard. And I've seen the damn episode before!

So I went to the doctor again today. He took the wick out. That was VILE. It had... stuff with it. Gross-a-roo! He had to drain it some more too. Even grosser. Then without numbing it this time, he repacked the wound. Once again, I was impressed with my ability not to cry like a little bitch... because it F***ING HURT! And I have to go back to the doc again tomorrow. Not cool. I fear he's going to keep mashing on the thing, bgecause he has to, and eventually I'm gonna slip up and screech "F***!" or "Jesus Christ monkey balls!"

Due to this medicine, I am having a very hard time concentrating, so I have done nothing more than reply to emails and LJ comments. If anyone reads something by me that makes little sense, I apologize.

Snagged from mynuet.

What Will Be Your Overly Melodramatic Death? by Celaeno
Name:
Gender:
Are you beautiful?
Your death:	In a circle of candles, after a fiery and passionate session with your demon lover. Woo!
Your parting words:	"Never let go!"
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I go after having demon sex. Hmmmm. It just figures I go out with a bang.

Snagged from gianfared.

Fantastic Beasts and Which One Are You?
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I always was a troublemaker.

Snagged from clannadlvr.

Which movie? by travel_crazy
Username
Favourite colour	BlueRedPinkWhitePurpleBlackYellowGreenOrangeBrownGrey
You belong in
And your co-star should be	lunykimberly
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SCORE! I hope I get to be a pirate. Can I have a parrot? I'd teach it to say "alien hooba joob" and "Polly wanna cookie".