the power of Madonna

[spankerella]

Again. I know.

I know I've posted like a TON for me today, but something very important happened at dinner tonight... and not with my date. *eye roll* I never learn not to accept blind dates. I NEVER LEARN. I just need to find me a loveable nerd person who appreciates the way my mind works. That was NOT what I had tonight. I didn't realize a person could talk about themselves that much. And not in a general knowledge kind of way. I like hearing people tell about themselves the way a history professor might discuss the American Revolution. This was bragging. This was conversation of the 'toot my own horn' variety.

But that's not the point of this post.

You know your date is boring when you start running through fic plots in your head. Well, you know that Madonna song from her Ray of Light CD "The Power of Goodbye"? It came on in the restaurant... and suddenly I decided something about "Snake Charming" that people are NOT going to like, but when they finally figure out what I've actually done with it, it'll be BRILLIANT. You know how Fred talked about the click at the beginning of season 3 of Angel? I heard the f***ing click tonight in that song. I'm sure some of you are reading between the lines here and getting an idea of what I am about to do. All I ask is that when it happens, you recall this post and trust me to know what I'm doing.

eta: this quiz result snagged from clannadlvr.

You are Superior!Snape- though largely a fanon invention, this quiz hails you as The True Snape [tm]. Your conversation largely consists of witty putdowns and sardonic banter. You are eloquent, intelligent, smooth as satin and twice as sexy. The fangirls & boys drool after you. You are often alone because, let's face it, most of the world simply can't measure up.
The fact that the Gryffindors hate your guts proves they're intellectually subnormal and don't realise that you hate everyone equally. You spend your time mocking the world and attending Sex Pistols concerts. Who said greasy hair can't be a fashion trend?

History remembers you because your tongue was so sharp that you sliced yourself in two.

Which Snape are You? by Marett Graves

With artwork by Laura Freeman