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Got a LOVELY email today. I went a little like this...

i think you should add more to the story
eternal sunshine of the slytherin mind
will you please do that. please email me back with your answer


I wonder if this was what they had in mind for a reply...

You know, my first impulse was to tell you where to put this... right up your wazoo... right where the sun don't shine. Not to be rude, but I really don't care what you think I ought to be doing. It's MY life not yours. I can do what I please with it. I can choose never to write fic again, and that would be my right. I am not writing much fic right now. My mother has cancer. I had to move back home. I am her caretaker, so writing parts to fics isn't really high on my list of priorities just now. I know you likely knew none of this, which is why I am NOT biting your head off figuratively right now, because believe me... I could have been MUCH nastier. I have a whole life offline. Most fic writers do. I don't get paid for fic, so with all due respect... get off my back about it. I'm worried about my mom. I'm stressed out, and I'm cranky as all hell. So unless you want me to unleash a little on you, I'd let up about it. Now is so not a good time for you to be ordering me about. Well, it's never a good time for that because I don't take "requests" and I don't like being told what to do. It's rude and disrespectful, and I am ending this reply before I tell you what I really think in a fit of temper.

echo

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1) "I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on."
E. Eleanor Roosevelt

2) "This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
D. Dorothy Parker

3) "The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
A. Elizabeth Taylor

4) "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
H. Hedy Lamarr

5) "All I ever wanted to be was myself."
C. Rita Hayworth

6) "Well-behaved women rarely make history."
G. Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

7) "Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it."
J. Helen Keller

8) "Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got."
I. Janis Joplin

9) "The best way to behave is to misbehave."
F. Mae West

10) "I know I've been a perfect bitch. But I couldn't help myself."
B. Bette Davis

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eta: I posted a Dawn/Michael mini for the FFA today. I am 10 away from my goal of 50. I have written 6 for the Valentine's theme. The latest is here...

http://www.tthfanfic.com/story.php?no=6162&chapter=6

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Date: 2005-02-01 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dream-mancer.livejournal.com
*sighs* Good grief, people. Fic writers aren't robots!

Hope you have a wonderful day. My monkey suit is at the dry cleaners (I'm being serious) so that's out of the question, but my nastiness can come out full throttle. My fuse is too short today.

And hey! Number seven I knew! Go Helen (cousin to one of my aunt's uncles or something like that...eh, we're related, so there ya go.

*hugs*

Date: 2005-02-01 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
You and the monkey suit. LOL. That fills me with glee.

You're related to Helen Keller? That's awesome. I got really into her for being so smart when I was in the fourth grade. I have read various biographies on her. Some more than once. I wrote a paper on her in middle scholl that earned my the highest composition grade I ever received. I even learned some sign language. I know the whole manuel alphabet still. I have seen both Miracle Worker movies (Patty Duke, Melissa Gilbert) and I have seen the play once on the stage. In high school I played Helen in The Miracle Worker when we did scenes from several famous plays. So my thing there goes very deep. It's a thing few people know about me.

Date: 2005-02-01 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dream-mancer.livejournal.com
Yeah, me and the monkey suit.

Helen is *very* distantly related, but it's there. My aunt (dad's sister) decided on a whim (weirdo) to trace back the Keller line. She did so--to about the 1500's I think (I'm German and Swedish, *snicker*) and I saw the name Helen. I did some digging, and lo and behold--sign language star.

I, too, have done reports on Helen. The woman just plain amazes me. I know quite a bit of sign language. I can't sign fluently, but I can carry on a broken conversation.

**Cool fact: In the 1600's, I found a name: Lara Kehler. I'm a twin!

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