spankerella: (marvin sigh)
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OMGsotired.

That's it. I am NEVER giving another wedding shower ever again. That was just too much pressure... all those finger snadwiches. I'll have to ask my cousin to email me some of the pictures she took because I so did not look like myself. I looked a little frilly. I am now cleansing myself by wearing boxer shorts and a tee shirt. To counter the dainty watercress sandwiches and tea and baby quiches, I am eating leftover cold pizza for dinner, and I am going to watch something with lots of blood and guts in it. I need to wash all this crap off my face too. I usually only wear chapstick. Gah.

And just to clarify, I didn't think I was harsh in my retort to the "review" in my previous post. I thought I was nice. For me. Harsh would have been saying the thing about the poop. I was just putting my reply into perspective for those few of you who read here and tell me I shouldn't be so mean. I can be much meaner.

Random: Lindsey Lohan looks like shite with blonde hair.

Gonna go die now. So tired.
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