in need of an anti-girlie night

[spankerella]

OMGsotired.

That's it. I am NEVER giving another wedding shower ever again. That was just too much pressure... all those finger snadwiches. I'll have to ask my cousin to email me some of the pictures she took because I so did not look like myself. I looked a little frilly. I am now cleansing myself by wearing boxer shorts and a tee shirt. To counter the dainty watercress sandwiches and tea and baby quiches, I am eating leftover cold pizza for dinner, and I am going to watch something with lots of blood and guts in it. I need to wash all this crap off my face too. I usually only wear chapstick. Gah.

And just to clarify, I didn't think I was harsh in my retort to the "review" in my previous post. I thought I was nice. For me. Harsh would have been saying the thing about the poop. I was just putting my reply into perspective for those few of you who read here and tell me I shouldn't be so mean. I can be much meaner.

Random: Lindsey Lohan looks like shite with blonde hair.

Gonna go die now. So tired.

Comments

Better you than me...

[brendanm720.livejournal.com]

I helped set up for one, once. That was a bad enough estrogen boost. Luckily, being a male, I was able to escape with my life just before the "event" began.

I'm perfectly happy that guys don't do those sorts of things. We do the batchelor party, and we show up to the rehersal and to the wedding.

If you're really looking for something manly to do, do you want to take the tiller mount off of the back of my tractor and check the seal on the transmission? Pretty please? [smiles winningly]

And as for the Lindsey Lohan bit... Agreed. But she's been looking like shite for a while now, blonde or not.

Re: Better you than me...

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

I know even less about tractors than I do Emily Post. I don't even know how to work a lawnmower.

Re: Better you than me...

[brendanm720.livejournal.com]

[is shocked]

Wow. I thought everyone knew how to work a lawnmower.

Re: Better you than me...

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Never lived in a place that had grass as an adult until now. When I was growing up, my brother or my dad mowed the lawn, so I had no reason to learn. Still don't. My mom pays someone to keep the yard. I don't do things that grow. I like them. I just can't maintain them. Plants tend to die around me.

Plant Killers Annonymous

[mama-terra.livejournal.com]

OMG. We should start a club. Plant Killers Annonymous. PKA. I'm not allowed to have plants anymore. My brother-in-law gave me an aloe plant because I tend to burn myself alot when I cook. I had it for a week and it was like 2 seconds from death. My husband now takes care of it. I have a cactus. The lady who I bought it from at the market said that "There's no way you can kill it." :snort: It's just about dead. A cactus. I killed a cactus. Now, that takes talent.

[houses7177.livejournal.com]

I love dainty watercress sandwiches.

I am such a girl sometimes.