I think my head's gonna explode... along with my inbox

[spankerella]

I have really got to respond to the hundred or so emails in my box concerning Snake Charming.... but I'm too busy re-writing parts of the completed part 23. I hope to finish it tonight and either post it later or tomorrow. My fans rock the casbah. You guys that keep mailing me on every part are making this a truly out of control in a good way experience.

It's a little annoying that people don't know how to read though. I knew someone was going to think Neville was gay. He said he wasn't. He just suspected he might be for a second or two. Also, do people not remember Tara and Sirius had sex? Buffy and Xander busted in on them by way of floo with beat up Amy. Tara's not immaculate concepting here. I know it's been a long time, but if your memory is that fuzzy, go back and reread. Tara and Sirius having sex = major plot point.

Also annoying... someone emailed me to write faster. I've just put out three parts in three days. EAT ME. I think I'll just continue at the pace I'm at, and if that's not good enough... again, EAT ME. Ames, I think need an icon that says 'EAT ME' on it.

I've got three pieces of smut to work on. Four, if you count that I still need to finish "Strange Bedfellows", but three of them are for Snake. I've got the missing scene from 'Touched' with Sirius and Tara, Harry and Dawn making out... and something else that I want to surprise people with.

My troll Olaf got another email addy. She left a little missive to let me know that Tara was still gay. To which my reply was "Oh really? Then why's she having Sirius's baby?" Just another email to block. Funny how someone devotes so much time to someone that they apparently despise. I'd hate to think what life and email would be like if Olaf liked me. I'm gonna write some really graphic Sirius/Tara fucking for you, honey. They're gonna do it A LOT. And since Tara's so gay, maybe I'll write her threesome-ing with two guys... just for you. Olaf, dearie, your insistance that Tara is a lesbian is inspriring some of the hottest het sex scenes in my head. Do keep harrassing me.

And what is it with HP memes that involve sex always wanting me getting it on with Draco Malfoy? Check this...

Which Harry Potter guy falls in love with you? by Chili
Name/UserName:
House:
Who:	Draco Malfoy
When...	...he spies you in the shower.
How he tells you:	He writes it on your homework.
What you do then:	Faint.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Which Harry Potter guy falls in love with you? by Chili
Name/UserName:
House:
Who:	Draco Malfoy
When...	...he meets you in Hogsmeade.
How he tells you:	He writes you a love letter.
What you do then:	Shag him.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Which Harry Potter guy falls in love with you? by Chili
Name/UserName:
House:
Who:	Draco Malfoy
When...	...you stumble over him in the corridor.
How he tells you:	He writes you an owl.
What you do then:	Cry.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Which Harry Potter guy falls in love with you? by Chili
Name/UserName:
House:
Who:	Draco Malfoy
When...	...he spies you in the shower.
How he tells you:	He stands up at breakfast and announces it loudly.
What you do then:	Die.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Comments

[lia-alexandra.livejournal.com]

Wow. You're cursed. You do everything except tell him you love him. He likes spying on you in the shower, I'd be careful from now on. Lock you're bathroom door.

[nykohl.livejournal.com]

Question?

If you write some hot graphic Tara/Sirius fucking for Olaf, can we read it too?

And hey, reading three parts in two days made my day. So take your time. If you're coming up with this that fast, I can only imagine the even greater stuff you would come up with if you took your time. If that is possible.

And the bit about Neville thinking he was asexual was wonderful.

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

We should all be so lucky. No matter what house or name I use - I get Crabbe. At least I normally smack him.

Oh - and the idiot, semi-literate followers. Sad really. Perhaps you could look into a group discount on educational resources for improving reading comprehension. *shrugs* ~EV

*blinks* Oh.

[trinastar.livejournal.com]

I'm still sort of speechless from the output of three new parts to Snake Charming. I certainly didn't see pregnant Tara until it smacked me upside the head. Oh my goodness, Buffy comes to Hogwarts to lay the smackdown on the Moldy Warts. And thanks ever so for pointing out that Neville is not going to bat for the guy's, probably one of many little things you are keeping quite close to heart.

And if Olaf is doing the lurky reading thing, tell her that sex between Tara and Sirius and whoever else she has fun with, is perfectly acceptable. Look at Willow, who was 'Gay Now' well she's not so much 'Gay Now' as making like a rabid horny bunny on Viagra with Severus.

[kiramarie.livejournal.com]

Echo,

Just want to tell you that I loved the last 3 parts of Snake Charming. It was like Christmas all over again. Thanks!!! Oh and Tara pregnant...you know, I remember that scene in the teacher's lounge, but I couldn't decided if they did or not. Now I know. I was right. Also I looking forward to see Sirius and Remus's reactions. So thanks Echo for some really great chapters!

KiraMarie

[madannekidd.livejournal.com]

*Snorts*. Whoever's complaining about the rate you're going, is insane. Hell, I'm seriously going on overload, here. This is like my Birthday and Christmas rolled into one! I'm giddy with Snake, and ditto to what some of the others have said. Are we poor few privy to the naughty Tara/Sirius fucking? Or the threesome. Any would do, really, though both would be sheer delight.

Great going on the fics, by the way. Off to read chapter 22 for more echo-y goodness.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh boy.... It's pissing rain here in Northern CA and now I have something to do on my lunch. I'm gonna go back and re-read Snake Charming from the beginning cause god knows my Swiss Cheese memory is not gonna remember all the plot.

Write what ya can when ya can..... I'm cool no matter what. Send Olaf my way if you want - I've got a funnel and some Drano and I've seen Heathers WAY too many times.

Gemini

[jennie-wls.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I'm REALLY glad I re-read Drop & Snake over winter hols 'cause I sure as heck don't have the time to re-read now. Woo-hoo! SMUT! Sirius/Tara SMUT! Sigh. 8D Now I can picture Gary Oldman. DROOL... 8p With Immortal Beloved intensness... (Jen is melting!)

Hugs,
Jen:)

[rose-the-bear.livejournal.com]

Loved the new 3 parts, having them come up so quick has been fabulous!

I don't like that meme. It is clearly evil. (lord voldemort, the bloody baron, professor flitwick, goyle. Eeeeeeeeeevil.)

[settiai]

Well, I might not be Ames...



Have I mentioned that I loved the new chapters? :-)

my results

[goddessvicky.livejournal.com]

so I did that test thing with the name Vicky. the funniest one was if I was in Ravenclaw, Peeves would save my life and then tell me he loves me by writing it in blood on the mirror. Then I cry. ::laughs:: Then with the name Victoria in Slytherin, Arthur sees me playing quiddich, writes my name in roses on the pitch, and I bite him. Isn't that great? uh!