remember when...

[spankerella]

Snagged from booster17 and tthjinni.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, then even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a completely fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything that you want (good or bad), but IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people don't actually remember about you.

Be creative. *smirk* I am considering giving out fic for the most creative non-memory.

Comments

[tthjinni.livejournal.com]

Well - you sure you want me to talk about this here?

Okay, here goes -

Do you remember that time when we snagged up B and S and went on a roadtrip. It was a fun roadtrip - complete with motion sickness, a high speed police chase (not us, some loon on the road) and you getting patted down during a routine traffic stop by a hottie of a highway patrolman. The hours of driving was much shorter thanks to B taking the wheel and playing speed racer all the way to our destination.

You remember where the destination was, don't you?

I'm not even going to go into the fun we had hiding the body. I'm sure you remember that. Though, I don't think the trunk of my car has smelled the same since. You know how those trolls do stink....

[tsorriana.livejournal.com]

Hey Auntie!, Do you remember when you came to visit and you met Uncle James? Do you remember asking him about his hair? That was so funny when he admited that he had to shave it all off. And Momms said no more wine for you. Course Daddy and Uncle James were like all over you "Have as much wine as you want".

Do you remember dancing to the Ramones with Uncle James, and Kate under the oaks? How about picking on Momms about not dancing? Wasn't that a great weekend?


Well that was fun. Loveya Auntie! Thanks for the bubbles!

Soph

[dream-mancer.livejournal.com]

Well, well, well...let's see here...*racks her brains*

Remember at that Saint Patrick's Day party when you dressed up in my monkey suit and I got out the ol' banana suit? Wasn't that a trip...literally, in my case, when I fell over the wires leading to the speakers. Oh! And then someone dressed up as Han appeared with "Chewie" and he thought you were a long lost relative or something like that...I was too busy trying to keep the elephant-man away.

[jazzpizza.livejournal.com]

The last time we visited the educational institution on the moon. I remember James Marsters scolding us for going without a rocket pass, but we're always crazy like that. We listened to Jewel cranked to 11 the entire way there. Oh, and the rude things we spray-painted on lockers -- such as "your mom" and "I don't like you" -- oh, we were so clever. I'm glad we invented the colour purple last year.

[txrangermark.livejournal.com]

That time we went to Hogwart's a few years ago was really cool. It was just me, you, Aimee, and Steve, and we all sat in on a few classes. That was hilarious when Aimee turned Steve into a lizard, "accidentally" she says (yeah, right), and couldn't change him back. And I was annoyed then that you were the first one to fly around on your broom. And I know you'll never forget what we all did during our trip to Hogsmeade. That was just awesome!

A bottle of red.... a bottle of white...

[dropversedevo-t.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh Lady E,

That wonderful night in the Village, that little Italian Restuarant. You wore dark green, with an opal pendant (very Slytherin of you). We spent time talking, enjoying our meal. Then of course the evening was disturbed by those damn Terakans.

I must say it was exhilirating watching you fight.. stunners flying, your wand blazing. Me, I was just happy snapping a few necks of those idiot assasins who managed to avoid your spells. Mind you.. we had some explaining to do to the Aurors when they showed up.. not the least of which was explaining why you (A Hogwarts Professor) were dining with a Vampire. A stunningly handsome blonde vampire if i may say so.

Ahhhh.... how we danced that night.. both during and after the fight ;)

"A bottle of red,, a bottle of white.. whatever kind of mood your in tonight.. I'll meet you anytime you want, in our Italian Restuarant."

[goddessvicky.livejournal.com]

::Cracks knuckles::

I'll never forget that night where we invited that dude, I forget his name, over to our house. He was so amazed how spotless it was. I couldn't bear to tell him that you clean the entire place on your only day off.

He made some good sugar cookies, that man. I miss him. And when he went next door and pulled those daisies out of Mrs. Hinkle's front lawn and gave them to you? Classic.

The best part of that night? The hot pots. Ah, the hot pants.

[madannekidd.livejournal.com]

I remember that time when you came over to England with a few friends and we went on that insane road-trip trying to find Hogwarts. I mean, really, how do you find a magical castle with seriously high-maintainance wards? But hell, we had two uber powerful wiccas on our side (you and Willow, obviously. I'm just a dabbler), and it was fun, anyway.

I don't think the locals in Scotland will forget us, though. Thank god it was during the Edinburgh festival. Can you imagine trying to explain to five hundred eye witnesses that yes, vampires and demons were real?

But what I really love about that was that inn we stayed in. Can you remember the look on Buffy's face when she saw that you and Faith had stolen all her clothes and replaced it with High School!Willow-type stuff? She was grinding her teeth so hard you could hear it in Australia. And Spike and Dawn were just giggling so hard when she came down to eat in the orange converse, pink dungarees and huge, hole-y jumper. You could hear a pin drop in that inn before people started snickering. You had to do some pretty quick thinking to save the locals' lives from the-wrath-o'-Buffy. Pissing off a Slayer, not of the good.

You guys sure made a lot of fans that day, especially when that little fight with the green, slimy, pus-y demons broke out. The applause we got was wild. I'm sure they were wondering what kind of special effects we used to make the demons explode. Oh well. Despite not finding Hogwarts, it was wonderful, and I hope we get to do something like that again, soon.

Oh yeah, I'm sure Alan Rickman won't forget you in a hurry, either. That thing you did with the squealing and the jumping and the saving him while landing in a very compromising position? Of course the whole nose-in-crotch thing was just an accident. Really. I believe you one-hundred percent.

[thepadre.livejournal.com]

Why, I believe it was about three years ago when you and I and some other guy (I think his name was 'Ted') were picked up at the Food Riots just outside of Manhattan. Well, ha-ha, those silly guards weren't paying too much attention to us during processing, you know, cause 'Ted' was making such a fuss, and we got out by sneaking through one of the air ducts.

Sadly, that's when we got turned around in a blind corner and got lost in the grand catacombs underneath the city. Yes, we did eventually find out way out, but not before discovering how Soylent Green was made.

At least we found out what happened to Ted.

A pretty faux memory...

[violetaahz.livejournal.com]

I have to say… my favorite time that I met you… and the only time, was when I met you at the book signing for ‘In Shadowside’. It was so crazy… I mean, I was standing there in line, and watching you as you were sitting at the desk way up… and I looked up in front of me, and holy horse’s pattootie! It was Alan Rickman… Boy, did that blow my mind. Cause… pretty. But that wasn’t it… Next to him was James Marsters… then, well, I’ve forgotten all of them, to be honest. There’s only so much a girl can take.

But it was horrid, really… At that point, a huge commotion started… with three people a bit younger than me, and very familiar looking fighting over what appeared to be the last copy! It was tragic… there, in front of me, was Daniel Radcliff, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson fighting over the book that I’d been longing for, and a small bit of me died. Tragic…

Emma shoved Rupert and Daniel then, screaming something about Poe… Then, like dominos, people began to fall, toppling into each other and over. Alan Rickman, who was just behind the velvet rope, got hopelessly tangled, remember? And then someone fell on top of me. Boy… I don’t think I ever blushed so hard in my life. Tom Felton… on top of me… and with this disturbingly sexy Draco Malfoy look… well, anyway, you looked up from signing someone’s book and gasped at seeing Alan Rickman there. I don’t think you believed it at first…

Then there was the mess with you trying to ‘help’ Alan up… and him telling you in his deep, sexy voice that if you wanted to tie him up so bad you only needed to ask… only if he could tie you up first though.

*Sighs* A lovely, lovely book signing. And to think, they found another box, and I got a copy… as well as various other autographs…. Along with Tom Felton on top of me. Very good indeed…

Though I don’t think it’s fair that you gave Alan a free copy just because he read it aloud to you… in bed.

[kinker-bell.livejournal.com]

Hey remember that time when we went to the video store at 3 A.M. 'cause we were bored and we met Eric Bana? And he was totally drunk? LOL! And then he gave you his number so a week later we called and he came over with like a metric TON of jello. And when we couldn't eat it all he called a friend so they could wrestle in it. How surprised were we when it turned out to be Alan Rickman? Pretty surprised, I remember you had to get out the smelling salts. Good times.

[sue-bridehead.livejournal.com]

I will never forget the time we wrote that D/G fic together, "The Best of Both Worlds." It was really fun writing with you! (For those who haven't read it, the fic is about how Draco and his mother had to run away after what happened at the end of HBP and Ginny was chosen as their secret keeper.)

Remember in the fourth chapter where she's shocked and angry that it's Harry who has to ask her? (If you recall, she was still kind of upset that they broke up.) But when he tells her they have a good reason for choosing her - her hands-on experience with one of Voldemort's Horcruxes - she agrees. That was the toughest scene to write; I wanted to do it one way, but you wanted to take it another direction, so that Draco and Ginny would have a better chance of ending up in bed together. But as it turned out, we managed to get 'the best of both worlds', so to speak. ;)

And then the NC-17 outtake (posted elsewhere, of course!) - OMG! It was so hot, the pages were sizzling! Don't you love that we still get reviews on it, two years later? Some say "Great fic, totally kinky!" and others say stuff like "You are a sick bastard! Ginny would never do that with him!" I just say 'sour grapes' and laugh when I get those.

Thanks to your wit and sarcasm, and my gift for words, our fic even got 'Niffled' at fictionalley. I was on Cloud 9 for days - that was the best! I really wish we could do another. :)