dear Santa...

[spankerella]

Snagged from tthjinni.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I unleashed my flying monkeys on a whiner (-19 points). This summer I attempted to take over the world as a cruel and heartless evil bitch-queen (-1000 points). I spent all of September cultivating my negativity (-326 points). Last week I used the last of the toilet paper and did not replace the roll (-10 points). In November my imaginary friend ate the neighbor's cat, and I blamed it on the mailman (-76 points). Overall, I've been VERY naughty (-441 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, spankerella

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I got -1436 points

[tigereyes320.livejournal.com]

You been really naughty maybe he just need to give you Snape who can met out your punishment daily

[tthjinni.livejournal.com]

Why is everyone but me getting spankings?

Guess I just have to be more evil next year.

[amichandrn.livejournal.com]

I thought you were supposed to be PUNISHED for doing bad things.....

[houses7177.livejournal.com]

This is the funniest one of these I've seen yet. And, you got a spanking!