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spankerellaThere has been a bit of concern lately about how little I eat. I eat anywhere from 3-5 small meals a day. Mostly 3, but sometimes I eat more. I'm not a big person. I don't need a lot. However, if you would like to fatten me up a bit... BUY MY BOOK.
And now for the real reason a sick person is awake after 2 AM. WARNING: There be swears below, matey.
Contrary to my maintainings that I am merely wicked and not evil, I think I may, in fact, be evil. I ripped one of my brother's stupid friends a new one about an hour ago because the stupid bitch tapped on the wrong window, MY WINDOW, to check if my bro was home and woke me up. I lit into her like a lion would a bleeding zebra. And I liked it. A lot. I can't even remember what all I said to her, but it wasn't exactly nice, and it was said in that low tone of mine that suggests one false move and you die. When my brother returned home just a while ago, I told him of the incident. I told him next time that happened I would be bitchy. He seemed confused and pondered aloud that I had not been bitchy this time. I responded with... "Well, I was nice. You know... for me." The look on his face was priceless. He even apologized for me being wakened. To which I responded "Well, it's not your fault she's a fucking moron."
My goodness, I hope someone does do it again. I feel remarkably unstressed right now. I just wish I could go back to sleep though.
And now for the real reason a sick person is awake after 2 AM. WARNING: There be swears below, matey.
Contrary to my maintainings that I am merely wicked and not evil, I think I may, in fact, be evil. I ripped one of my brother's stupid friends a new one about an hour ago because the stupid bitch tapped on the wrong window, MY WINDOW, to check if my bro was home and woke me up. I lit into her like a lion would a bleeding zebra. And I liked it. A lot. I can't even remember what all I said to her, but it wasn't exactly nice, and it was said in that low tone of mine that suggests one false move and you die. When my brother returned home just a while ago, I told him of the incident. I told him next time that happened I would be bitchy. He seemed confused and pondered aloud that I had not been bitchy this time. I responded with... "Well, I was nice. You know... for me." The look on his face was priceless. He even apologized for me being wakened. To which I responded "Well, it's not your fault she's a fucking moron."
My goodness, I hope someone does do it again. I feel remarkably unstressed right now. I just wish I could go back to sleep though.
