evil?

[spankerella]

There has been a bit of concern lately about how little I eat. I eat anywhere from 3-5 small meals a day. Mostly 3, but sometimes I eat more. I'm not a big person. I don't need a lot. However, if you would like to fatten me up a bit... BUY MY BOOK.

And now for the real reason a sick person is awake after 2 AM. WARNING: There be swears below, matey.

Contrary to my maintainings that I am merely wicked and not evil, I think I may, in fact, be evil. I ripped one of my brother's stupid friends a new one about an hour ago because the stupid bitch tapped on the wrong window, MY WINDOW, to check if my bro was home and woke me up. I lit into her like a lion would a bleeding zebra. And I liked it. A lot. I can't even remember what all I said to her, but it wasn't exactly nice, and it was said in that low tone of mine that suggests one false move and you die. When my brother returned home just a while ago, I told him of the incident. I told him next time that happened I would be bitchy. He seemed confused and pondered aloud that I had not been bitchy this time. I responded with... "Well, I was nice. You know... for me." The look on his face was priceless. He even apologized for me being wakened. To which I responded "Well, it's not your fault she's a fucking moron."

My goodness, I hope someone does do it again. I feel remarkably unstressed right now. I just wish I could go back to sleep though.

Comments

[the-ped.livejournal.com]

Not sure about the eating thing, but I say, if you're mostly healthy and the smaller meals work for you... tell people telling you to eat more, to y'know get out of your grill. Or however you'd put that in Echo-language.

As to the stress relief of yelling at someone... yes VERY helpful to those of us that often "Get our Bitch on". Sometimes the chance to vent all over someone else that DOES deserve it makes YOU all better.

Also, I read the teaser for your book at the publisher's site, and while I was already plotting how I could afford it (since I like supporting my on-l;ine friends who publish books)... I might have to buy two copies, one for me, and one for my younger sister whose a voracious reader, even with her 16 month old. Now, can I convince Mom to buy us both copies for Easter? Hmmmm....

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Well, you're supposed to eat more smaller meals, so I think you're doing well there, not that people shouldn't still buy the book.

And I think it still counts as wicked, but then again, I occasionally cheer myself up by winning arguments. Just this week I tore someone apart, in a calm and reasonable way, and they had to run crying to their own LJ to talk about how mean I was rather than fight back any farther. >:D

[pinchofthyme.livejournal.com]

I do the same with meals, except I have to have at least three meals a day, doesn't matter when, just so long as I eat it. And so long as my breakfast isn't when I first wake up.

As for your brother's stupid friend, that is hilarious! Oh, that's great. It's good you are un stressed, I hope you were able to get back to bed though.

By the By, when I get a job, I'll be fattening you up :P

[thepadre.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't blame you one bit. Being woken up prematurely instantly puts me in one right *FOUL* mood, particularly if there was no cause for it. If your brother's friend walked away with her ass relatively intact, than she should consider herself lucky.

Good thing you weren't heavily armed.

[tsorriana.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth, you. are. not. evil. Slightly Wicked, but not evil. And as for the being woken up early, dear...sweetie... I have made cops back up in fear when answering the door because they have woken me up. Hell the last one that came to the house pulled a gun before he relized that I wasn't a snarling hell beast! His words. Not mine.

As for the fatting...we have five on order. So not doing a repeat of the anthology here again.

J.L.

p.s. what kind of supplies do you need dear?

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Eh, I don't mind being slightly evil. It's not a big deal. Evil is more fun. LOL. I'm fine as far as suppplies go. No need to send anything.

[tsorriana.livejournal.com]

huh. as you wish dear.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to seem... you know. I'm actually ok right now, aside from having more snot than a person should have. Things aren't so very bad. I can't think of anything I honestly need, you know?

[tsorriana.livejournal.com]

I know dear. I just worry. Your one of mine...so I worry. Just take care of your self and get some rest. And I try not to push.

I'm a cajun mother. That makes me the equal to a jewish grandmother. you know the type...food cures everything and why arn't you dateing that nice doctor. LOL

[orion777.livejournal.com]

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR - That's awesome - I can just see the look on your brother's face.As for the girl, I highly doubt she'll be back anytime soon. Too bad you didn't have a big knife to scare her with.

Yelling always feels good afterwards, I got my bitch on in a bad way yesterday - I kinda feel bad about it, but it needed saying.

You busy Saturday afternoon?

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Have to work. In fact, I am going a bit antisocial, Phantom aide, until i get the short stories for that anthology written. I can't work, go out, and write. It's taken too much out of me. I am not where I want to be word-wose, and the writing has to come first right now.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I can type properly today. That shoudl be Phantom aside and word-wise.