when I was cute...

[spankerella]

Dude. I must have been giving out WAY extra hottie vibes or extra pheromones or something because I got hit on last night like nobody's business. No matter where I went.

*First a coworker stared and blinked a lot when I removed my sweater to reveal my cute pink skull and crossbones tank top.
*Then some dude honked at my butt sticking out of the back door of my car. I was trying to grab something off the floor.
*Next the older, but HOT older, guy at Great Clips tried to pick me up while I was getting a haircut.
*After that the cashier at Target... we were talking and he was telling the woman in front of me that he was glad he was working so that he had an excuse for not being at the football game. LOL. I told him not to give in to pressure. I said not to go if he didn't want to just because we all live in a little football town. Like most towns in Texas. I told him I went to all of one football game in high school, and I turned out fine. He replied that yes, I certainly had. Then he turned bright red, stuttered a bit, then asked me out. I asked him how old he was. He said... SIXTEEN. I smiled and said he wasn't THAT cute. I also told him that I was twice his age and didn't feel like getting my Mrs. Robinson on especially if he wasn't legal. He looked confused, so I took that as my cue to exit the building.
*Lastly, I went to Blockbuster. I got waited on by this little punk (rock) boy. He was so very adorable. He said he didn't think I'd been in there before. I said I had not, not that Blockbuster. He said he hoped I'd be back... and he winked at me. In a saucy manner. Totally weird.

Comments

[castoffstarter.livejournal.com]

You saucy minx, you!

[sue-bridehead.livejournal.com]

Talk about a good night...! ;)

[dharkapparition.livejournal.com]

ZOMG...

Here's to you Mrs. Robinson...

[pinchofthyme.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you had fun!

What was wrong with that Target boy? I'm sixteen and I got it! LOL.

[leighleighla.livejournal.com]

You must have been having one hell of an "Look at me, I'm amazing" night. Because...That's pretty amazing. *nods*

[brendanm720.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

You really shouln't be all that surprised. You aren't bad looking, you know.

[jo_anne_storm]

Way to go, echo!

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

Damn girl. When you're hot, you're hot.

[goddessvicky.livejournal.com]

You sexy little thing. Are you sure you weren't wiggling your butt as it stuck out of your car? I do that sometimes...

[whitepaddedroom.livejournal.com]

Way to work it!

And I really wanted to sing "Free your mind" by Envougue when i saw the little hyperlink thing

[ancient-immie.livejournal.com]

somone's got thier groove going. *G*

[dadaginny.livejournal.com]

Lol, what a great night!

[somercet.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd had the guts to flirt with older women when I was 16-7.

You go. And you should have bought him a Slushie (or let him buy you one) at the little store restaurant for some extended flirting which, unlike sex, is entirely legal. ;-)