ranty ranty

[spankerella]

You know how some things just catch you on the wrong day? Yeah.

Did you guys know that I have "no talent for original fiction"? Fucking sweet, huh? And apparently, according to some people I have no talent for fanfic anymore either. And better still, according to a few more trolls who can not let it go EVER, I never had any talent for writing to begin with. Woo hoo! Fuck yeah! So that said, I'd like to thank the TOTAL DOUCHE BAG who felt the need to point out a certain book review of mine and suggest I stick to fanfic. I hope you liked my reply.

You don't like what I write, folks? DON'T FUCKING READ IT! It's really very simple. I don't give a flying FUCK what anyone thinks I ought to be doing as far as my writing is concerned. It's my writing. MINE. Suggestions are always welcome. Doesn't mean I'll take them. Orders will be flung back at you for stuffing up your ass. I'm going to continue working on my original stuff, no matter how over-the-top Madison is. She's supposed to be bigger than life. If you don't get that, then you really don't get my writing. I like the granduer. I like things to be so impossibly big and circus-like that your brain almost can't wrap around it. I think that's obvious in my fanfic as well. I'm going to continue working on my original stuff no matter how "sub-par" to my fic writing it is. Doesn't mean I'm giving up on fic. If I haven't walked away by now, considering the shit I take about it from some, then what makes you think I'm gonna? Stop pestering me about it. What have I been posting lately? Fic, bitches. But don't you DARE start ordering me about in regards to my writing. I'll become that ugly child I don't like being, and I'll be all over you figurative ass breathing bitchy fire. With everything that's going on in my personal life right now, my patience and tolerance for fandom bullshit is at nil.

Are we clear? Good.

/ranty wank-fest

eta: And please don't think this is about you if you're wibbling on whether it is. Most of you guys make it worth getting out of bed in the mnorning. The guilty know very well who they are. The rest of you make me feel like I might leave some fingerprints on this world after I've left it.

Comments

[jo_anne_storm]

Is this the same troll that has been stalking you for years? Either way, this troll is an idiot.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Nah. This looks to be a fresh idiot.

[dotty8608.livejournal.com]

*hugs* That's just sucky. Hope things get better soon. *sends virtual cookies*

And, this:

What have I been posting lately? Fic, bitches.

for some reason cracked me up.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

I don't know what it is with me and the B word lately. It's all Dean Winchester's fault.

[geminilove-ca.livejournal.com]

Do we need to bring out the flying monkeys?

[goddessvicky.livejournal.com]

Seriously. I have them on hold at this moment. They're at Starbucks and ready to fly...

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Not worth it. This was so piddly. All I needed to do was vent.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Not even worth it. All I needed to do was vent out my poison, and that's been done.

[dream-mancer.livejournal.com]

Oooh...I'm in a good mood. Shall Super Monkey come out and play. *runs around in her suit trying to fly* The suit has had good practice recently. People are idiots. I want to hit them with toasters.

...

I'm just a tad bit loopy, if you haven't noticed. Imitrex shots in your ass will do that to you. *flies around making monkey sounds*

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

You wear the monkey suit if you wanna. I don't need to minionize. It's not even worth it. It'd be giving this person the attention they want. I know this entry was too, but I get the feeling they were wanting more of a circus.

I vented. It's out. I'm honestly over it now.

F**king dismember the troll..

[dropversedevo-t.livejournal.com]

Slowly.. with a rusty chainsaw.. that has been dipped in super inferno tabasco sauce..

Contemplates eradication of the truly stupid amongst us..

Grumpy DD.. looking for a release.. and blowing the crap outta every level of Doom aint cutting it (hey i gotta keep things retro..)

Lady E.. You rock the MFing Casbah.. may u have many fantabulous visitations from your Bad Boy Enclave.

Re: F**king dismember the troll..

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

It's not even worth it. Don't worry about it, but thanks for the support. That's always lovely.

Would some

[tigereyes320.livejournal.com]

Logan icons make you feel better I think I have some nekkid ones for you?

Re: Would some

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

*eyebrow*

Re: Would some

[tigereyes320.livejournal.com]

So is that a yes? If it is do you want just Logan or do you want Logan/Veronica, and do you want them blank or do you want them to say something?

[tthjinni.livejournal.com]

Hey, girl. Just taking a break from mom to check LJ and saw this.

So - remember that you have TONS of fans that DO like your work - both original and fanfic. And anyone that doesn't can just fuck off. I mean, seriously. You write awesome and you should know it.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks, chica. I really just needed to vent about it, you know?

[tiggermehoohoo.livejournal.com]

some people will just never learn. personally, i think they're just jealous of the FACT that you have this humongous fan following, and they have nothing. they probably couldn't rub two words together and make a coherent sentence, let alone an interesting one. or maybe this is their way of being the proverbial two-year-old and throwing a temper tantrum to get attention, because otherwise they wouldn't get any. i know it's easier said than done, but don't let the idiots get you down. you KNOW that for every troll like this out there, you have thousands of fans that worship you and your writing.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

I know. Really, I do. I just get frustrated about it. I mean, don't get why people want to waste their time harrassing me. You'd think they'd have better things to do. I know I can think of better things to do.

[lightsdark.livejournal.com]

Hi Liz. Longtime fan just stumbling onto your livejournal again and thought I'd leave a comment about the above;

I had always planned to buy your book -- hell, was thrilled when I saw the notice on your group that you'd pulled it due to publishing -- but was only able to buy it recently when I had better cash flow. Finished it the other day. Loved it so much more than I did when you were posting it. Why? Because I knew it meant you'd made it. I also reviewed (http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/item/books-978097699609/097699609X/In+Shadowside?ref=Search+Books%3a+'Elizabeth+Ashe') it on multiple sites and that's not something I do lightly.

I know you even mentioned that this wasn't directed at everyone but I thought you should know you do wonders with your writing. There are so many people, myself included, on pins and needles to see you publish more, achieve more, accomplish your goals and outshine the rest of us. And as you know, we way outnumber the few who want to tear you down when you reach anything above what they can. Try not to let it get to you, hon.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

First... icon love.

Secondly, thank you. Seriously. Very much so.

[ancient-immie.livejournal.com]

Thought NaNo has slowly been eating my brain I thought I take a break and see what the ever lovely Echo is up to...then I read this. I hate people like that its just ugh. *smites them with the black spork of death*


What have I been posting lately? Fic, bitches. I almost snorted coke out my nose. You have been and I've been all yayz for that. you rock socks doll, to quote Lady Sovereign "If you like me then Thank you. If you hate me then fuck you." And that is about how if feel about it when people are being trolls.

I'd better get back to the NaNoing before it swallows me whole. *G*

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

I know. Me and the bitches lately. I don't know what it is. Thanks for weighing in.

[ancient-immie.livejournal.com]

Lol. I know what it's Dean and the bitch count on Supernatural. loz.

[jandjsalmon.livejournal.com]

I am shocked and appaled that anyone wouldn't like your writing. SHOCKED! I'm sure everyone has heard enough of my fangirlyness -- but I think you're fabulous. They, on the other hand, need to be hit with a shovel!

[cryice.livejournal.com]

I was looking for updates on one of your stories, or to see if you had left any cookies in your journal when I stumbled upon this.

I'm sorry there are idiots out there that insist on making others lives miserable. They aren't really worth the time or the effort to get angry at.

"The rest of you make me feel like I might leave some fingerprints on this world after I've left it."

I'll be one of the first people to say you do. I don't know you at all, but I do read your work. On gloomy days, or when I'm pissed off with the world and I need something to cheer me up? I look for that itty bitty line in my bookmarks that says "School of Write". Your work makes me laugh and forget my worries for a bit and takes me into the uproarious, quirky world that you create.

So here's a big FU to whichever idiot feels the need to say your writing is sub par. They can kiss my shiny metal arse.