super a-mused lately, yo

[spankerella]

I love when I get in a writing mood. Especially when I feel like I need variety, like I need to mix it up. The weather has been craptastic and didn't make for good driving conditions for being out. Plus I've been in a very antisocial place this week, and my mom's been extra needy, so I have stayed close to home. So I have been writing a lot. I've been killing on original stuff lately. Just working my little booty off. But I need variety, so I've been switching off with original work and fanfic. The amount of fic I've been posting lately should tell you how much original stuff I have been working on.

In that spirit, I need something to help me out for later tonight.

I want first lines. Just give me the first line to a mini-fic, and I'll write the rest of the mini-fic. The catch? You don't get to choose what I write. I get to pick my fandoms and characters. You give me the line, I fill in the rest. Like "It was a dark and stormy night." I start after that. Just one line. And you only get to give a line once. Get it? Got it? Good. Hit me. CLOSED.

Totally good now. Have plenty. Thanks. Damn.

Comments

[geminilove-ca.livejournal.com]

How about this...

"I have never wanted to be invisible so much in my life."

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

http://spankerella.livejournal.com/318139.html

[geminilove-ca.livejournal.com]

YAY! Thank you!

[untdrew.livejournal.com]

"It was the longest piss I'd ever taken."

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

http://spankerella.livejournal.com/318139.html

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

How about this...

"Gentle baby dinosaur sex cum falling like sweet rain on Harry's upraised face, menacing penile forests of wizardry."

Just kidding. :) Here's my real line for whatever fandom excites you.

The sound of The Ride of the Valkyries blaring made everyone turn around and look on in shock as a monster truck with giant speakers started rolling over and through everything in sight.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

http://spankerella.livejournal.com/318139.html

[bright-weavings.livejournal.com]

Waking up in a strange bed was not a good start to the day.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

http://spankerella.livejournal.com/318481.html

[kiramarie.livejournal.com]

The post-it note read, "be back in a few hours---they found it."

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

http://spankerella.livejournal.com/318481.html

[tthjinni.livejournal.com]

"There were trousers on the ceiling fan, knickers on the floor, and a red dress hanging limply from the corner of the closet door."

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

http://spankerella.livejournal.com/318481.html

[booster17.livejournal.com]

I think you remember the trouble tthjinni and I got into when she did this, so here's the same line.

"Jack put my sonic screwdriver WHERE?!!?"

[tsorriana.livejournal.com]

"Bongwater!"

Have fun with that one.

J.L.

Here go

[tigereyes320.livejournal.com]

His lips were sucking on the sweet spot of her neck as she felt herself being backed against the wall.

[jbeaners48.livejournal.com]

(Reposted because I am so very dumb)

Funny, I thought I'd have gotten more bang for my buck.

[goddessvicky.livejournal.com]

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

"Take me now," she said defiantly.

[pinchofthyme.livejournal.com]

Have you ever had coffee come out of your nose?

Sorry, quite random, I don't even know if your still accepting. :)

[jo_anne_storm]

Something from my own life lately:

The sound of mortar reverberated through her body.

Living near the firing ranges makes my life so interesting. =-D

[amazonmink.livejournal.com]

It was like a wet, furry, airplane bag.

[amichandrn.livejournal.com]

"You said you wanted to try something different," she said as she led him into the graveyard, shovels in hand.

[kat-in-the-park.livejournal.com]

her jaw literally dropped when she rounded the corner and saw what was, in her mind, the worst possible thing anybody could ever lay eyes on.

[camperx.livejournal.com]

"Of all the things I'd planned on doing today..."