spankerella | Snippets

Here's the collection of lines.

geminilove_ca
I have never wanted to be invisible so much in my life.
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untdrew
It was the longest piss I'd ever taken.
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satyrnfive
The sound of The Ride of the Valkyries blaring made everyone turn around and look on in shock as a monster truck with giant speakers started rolling over and through everything in sight.
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bright_weavings
Waking up in a strange bed was not a good start to the day.
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kiramarie
The post-it note read, "be back in a few hours---they found it."
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tthjinni
There were trousers on the ceiling fan, knickers on the floor, and a red dress hanging limply from the corner of the closet door.
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booster17
Jack put my sonic screwdriver WHERE?!!?

tsorriana
Bongwater!

tigereyes320
His lips were sucking on the sweet spot of her neck as she felt herself being backed against the wall.

jbeaners48
Funny, I thought I'd have gotten more bang for my buck.

goddessvicky
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

mynuet
"Take me now," she said defiantly.

pinchofthyme
Have you ever had coffee come out of your nose?

jo_anne_storm
The sound of mortar fire reverberated through her body.

amazonmink
It was like a wet, furry, airplane bag.

amichandrn
"You said you wanted to try something different," she said as she led him into the graveyard, shovels in hand.

kat_in_the_park
Her jaw literally dropped when she rounded the corner and saw what was, in her mind, the worst possible thing anybody could ever lay eyes on.

camperx
Of all the things I'd planned on doing today...