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spankerellatitle: Stop and Watch
author: echo
rating: 15
fandom: BtVS/Torchwood
disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to Joss Whedon and Russell T Davies.
summary: Dawn's getting into trouble. Must be Tuesday.
line: "I have never wanted to be invisible so much in my life."
contributor:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
geminilove_ca
*~*~*
"I have never wanted to be invisible so much in my life."
"Giles, I'm so sorry. I didn't know what it did. I.-"
"Obviously! And of course..." Giles snapped. "When we don't know what something does, we must yank it up and start mashing buttons!"
There was chuckling, followed by... "She's a pesky one." Jack Harkness said to Rupert Giles then looked at the willowy brunette holding his defabricator. "May I have that, Dawn? I think Rupert would like his clothing back."
"Do we have to?" Tosh asked quietly while admiring. "I'm certainly glad he's not invisible."
Gwen was sitting at a nearby desk with her chin propped on her hand admiring herself. Not half bad for an older gentleman. Not half bad at all. Even Ianto had stopping his busybody cleaning to stop and watch.
When he was once again tweed-clad, Giles hissed at Dawn. "Now I know why Buffy always tells you not to touch anything in such a nasty tone. Do try to behave from here on in. The Council is trying to make a good impression on Torchwood, Dawn."
"And you don't think your naked ass helped?" Dawn asked sheepishly.
Giles glared.
*~*~*
title: Dude Seriously Seriously Dude
author: echo
rating: 15
fandom: VM
disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to Rob Thomas.
summary: Ah, the linguistics that are Dick Casablancas.
line: "It was the longest piss I'd ever taken."
contributor:untdrew
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"It was the longest piss I'd ever taken."
That was what Veronica walked in on. Logan and Dick looked up at her. Obviously Dick was in the middle of some thrilling Dick-story. It was sure to be filled with crass remarks, the word dude, and many lovely Dick-isms. It would also likely be punctuated with hand gestures.
"I love a good urine story." She quipped. "Is this one worthy though?"
"Dunno. He just started telling it." Logan said.
"Well, any story that starts with, it was the longest piss I'd ever taken, is bound to be a winner. Lead on MacDuff."
Dick looked confused. "Anybody ever tell you that you're a weird one, Mars? Dude, seriously."
"Seriously, dude, only every day." She sighed. "Now let's hear this tale o the tinkle. Was it a long one because we'd been having our recommended eight glasses water that day or was it due to excessive alcohol consumption? Wait..." Veronica said in her typically sarcastic Veronica tone. "Lemme guess..."
Logan glared at her. Obviously he hadn't wanted to hear the pee story anyhow and just wanted the telling over with. She was dragging it out with her mocking.
"I'm sorry, Dick. Go on. It was the longest piss you'd ever taken."
*~*~*
title: Action
author: echo
rating: 15
fandom: BtVS/SPN
disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to Joss Whedon and Eric Kripke.
summary: Wedding crashers... literally.
line: "The sound of The Ride of the Valkyries blaring made everyone turn around and look on in shock as a monster truck with giant speakers started rolling over and through everything in sight."
contributor:satyrnfive
*~*~*
The sound of "The Ride of the Valkyries" blaring made everyone turn around and look on in shock as a monster truck with giant speakers started rolling over and through everything in sight.
"Huh. Now there's something you don't see every day."
Everyone turned and looked at Xander.
"What? I just thought I'd state the obvious since we were all standing here staring."
Dean Winchester leaned over to Buffy. "I don't think this is supernatural. I think this is just asshole-related. Though I might have to kick the ass of whatever son of a bitch steps out of that thing for crashing my brother's wedding, and Dawn doesn't look too happy either. The bride really Shouldn't be gnashing her teeth like that on her special day. Dude, the pictures don't look as pretty and happy and special when you could stick them up in front of your face and make dog growling noises and it fits, you know?"
Buffy sighed, watching the monster truck. "Yeah. Dean, would you be a sweetheart and go bring me the rocket launcher I stashed behind the alter earlier?"
"You brought a rocket launcher to your sister's wedding?"
"With this crowd, you'd be surprised how many events a rocket launcher comes in handy at."
"You're right. I probably would. Lemme just go get that, so we can blow that son of a bitch the hell up and get back to the Sammy and Dawnie I do show." Dean grinned. "Who knew this best man gig would actually be fun? I mean, this is not the sort of action I thought I'd get from wearing this tux."
Buffy glared at him. "Rocket launcher."
"On it."
*~*~*
end round 1
author: echo
rating: 15
fandom: BtVS/Torchwood
disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to Joss Whedon and Russell T Davies.
summary: Dawn's getting into trouble. Must be Tuesday.
line: "I have never wanted to be invisible so much in my life."
contributor:
geminilove_ca*~*~*
"I have never wanted to be invisible so much in my life."
"Giles, I'm so sorry. I didn't know what it did. I.-"
"Obviously! And of course..." Giles snapped. "When we don't know what something does, we must yank it up and start mashing buttons!"
There was chuckling, followed by... "She's a pesky one." Jack Harkness said to Rupert Giles then looked at the willowy brunette holding his defabricator. "May I have that, Dawn? I think Rupert would like his clothing back."
"Do we have to?" Tosh asked quietly while admiring. "I'm certainly glad he's not invisible."
Gwen was sitting at a nearby desk with her chin propped on her hand admiring herself. Not half bad for an older gentleman. Not half bad at all. Even Ianto had stopping his busybody cleaning to stop and watch.
When he was once again tweed-clad, Giles hissed at Dawn. "Now I know why Buffy always tells you not to touch anything in such a nasty tone. Do try to behave from here on in. The Council is trying to make a good impression on Torchwood, Dawn."
"And you don't think your naked ass helped?" Dawn asked sheepishly.
Giles glared.
*~*~*
title: Dude Seriously Seriously Dude
author: echo
rating: 15
fandom: VM
disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to Rob Thomas.
summary: Ah, the linguistics that are Dick Casablancas.
line: "It was the longest piss I'd ever taken."
contributor:
untdrew*~*~*
"It was the longest piss I'd ever taken."
That was what Veronica walked in on. Logan and Dick looked up at her. Obviously Dick was in the middle of some thrilling Dick-story. It was sure to be filled with crass remarks, the word dude, and many lovely Dick-isms. It would also likely be punctuated with hand gestures.
"I love a good urine story." She quipped. "Is this one worthy though?"
"Dunno. He just started telling it." Logan said.
"Well, any story that starts with, it was the longest piss I'd ever taken, is bound to be a winner. Lead on MacDuff."
Dick looked confused. "Anybody ever tell you that you're a weird one, Mars? Dude, seriously."
"Seriously, dude, only every day." She sighed. "Now let's hear this tale o the tinkle. Was it a long one because we'd been having our recommended eight glasses water that day or was it due to excessive alcohol consumption? Wait..." Veronica said in her typically sarcastic Veronica tone. "Lemme guess..."
Logan glared at her. Obviously he hadn't wanted to hear the pee story anyhow and just wanted the telling over with. She was dragging it out with her mocking.
"I'm sorry, Dick. Go on. It was the longest piss you'd ever taken."
*~*~*
title: Action
author: echo
rating: 15
fandom: BtVS/SPN
disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to Joss Whedon and Eric Kripke.
summary: Wedding crashers... literally.
line: "The sound of The Ride of the Valkyries blaring made everyone turn around and look on in shock as a monster truck with giant speakers started rolling over and through everything in sight."
contributor:
satyrnfive*~*~*
The sound of "The Ride of the Valkyries" blaring made everyone turn around and look on in shock as a monster truck with giant speakers started rolling over and through everything in sight.
"Huh. Now there's something you don't see every day."
Everyone turned and looked at Xander.
"What? I just thought I'd state the obvious since we were all standing here staring."
Dean Winchester leaned over to Buffy. "I don't think this is supernatural. I think this is just asshole-related. Though I might have to kick the ass of whatever son of a bitch steps out of that thing for crashing my brother's wedding, and Dawn doesn't look too happy either. The bride really Shouldn't be gnashing her teeth like that on her special day. Dude, the pictures don't look as pretty and happy and special when you could stick them up in front of your face and make dog growling noises and it fits, you know?"
Buffy sighed, watching the monster truck. "Yeah. Dean, would you be a sweetheart and go bring me the rocket launcher I stashed behind the alter earlier?"
"You brought a rocket launcher to your sister's wedding?"
"With this crowd, you'd be surprised how many events a rocket launcher comes in handy at."
"You're right. I probably would. Lemme just go get that, so we can blow that son of a bitch the hell up and get back to the Sammy and Dawnie I do show." Dean grinned. "Who knew this best man gig would actually be fun? I mean, this is not the sort of action I thought I'd get from wearing this tux."
Buffy glared at him. "Rocket launcher."
"On it."
*~*~*
end round 1
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Date: 2007-01-24 09:09 pm (UTC)Pft. Obviously Giles doesn't know Jack very well at all if he isn't aware that being naked can only ASSIST in fostering a good relationship with Torchwood.
And, sick-o me... now I want to see Giles/Tosh fic.
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Date: 2007-01-25 01:47 am (UTC)"And you don't think your naked ass helped?" Dawn asked sheepishly.
"Well, any story that starts with, it was the longest piss I'd ever taken, is bound to be a winner. Lead on MacDuff." - Veronica
"[...]Lemme just go get that, so we can blow that son of a bitch the hell up and get back to the Sammy and Dawnie I do show." - Dean
You are made of awesome!
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