multiple choice questions
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untdrew.
1. When your enemy's arrows "blot out the sun", you:
A.) Run like hell.
B.) Press UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, SELECT, START
C.) Scream like a girl.
D.) Fight in the muthaf*ckin' shade!!
2. When asked where you are, you reply...
A.) "Candyland?"
B.) "On a Plane... with f*ckin' Snakes!"
C.) "At your mom's"
D.) "This... is... SPARTA!"
3. To enjoy one's breakfast, one must be willing to dine where "tonight"?
A.) At Luby's
B.) "At the Tetco"
C.) At Denny's
D.) IN HELL!!!!
My added questions... with a slightly different theme...
4. So... Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, ay? What EAXCTLY are the Deathly Hallows?
A.) Something that only exists in Hermione's panties.
B.) Snape's robes
C.) The place where Harry and Voldemort will duke it out
D.) Sleepy Hollow's British cousin
5. You have to pass gas at work, so you...
A.) Excuse yourself to the restroom.
B.) Try and sneak it out. Hope no one hears.
C.) Do it and just say "excuse me" after.
D.) Hold on to something and kick-start it. That way they REALLY know what you're doing. You might as well make it funny. After all, as Pam Anderson says, "Farts are never not funny".
6. You're in the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant. What's your "talent"?
A.) Playing the water glasses
B.) Flaming baton routine
C.) Tap dance to "Singing in the Rain" with umbrella as prop.
D.) Striptease to "Super Freak" by RICK JAMES, BITCH!
Please continue the fun by reposting these and adding your own questions!!!
untdrew.1. When your enemy's arrows "blot out the sun", you:
A.) Run like hell.
B.) Press UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, SELECT, START
C.) Scream like a girl.
D.) Fight in the muthaf*ckin' shade!!
2. When asked where you are, you reply...
A.) "Candyland?"
B.) "On a Plane... with f*ckin' Snakes!"
C.) "At your mom's"
D.) "This... is... SPARTA!"
3. To enjoy one's breakfast, one must be willing to dine where "tonight"?
A.) At Luby's
B.) "At the Tetco"
C.) At Denny's
D.) IN HELL!!!!
My added questions... with a slightly different theme...
4. So... Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, ay? What EAXCTLY are the Deathly Hallows?
A.) Something that only exists in Hermione's panties.
B.) Snape's robes
C.) The place where Harry and Voldemort will duke it out
D.) Sleepy Hollow's British cousin
5. You have to pass gas at work, so you...
A.) Excuse yourself to the restroom.
B.) Try and sneak it out. Hope no one hears.
C.) Do it and just say "excuse me" after.
D.) Hold on to something and kick-start it. That way they REALLY know what you're doing. You might as well make it funny. After all, as Pam Anderson says, "Farts are never not funny".
6. You're in the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant. What's your "talent"?
A.) Playing the water glasses
B.) Flaming baton routine
C.) Tap dance to "Singing in the Rain" with umbrella as prop.
D.) Striptease to "Super Freak" by RICK JAMES, BITCH!
Please continue the fun by reposting these and adding your own questions!!!
