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spankerellaOh... fuck me gently with a chain saw.
"The Scarlet Letter" is on. So staying up to watch it.
Gary Oldman. *swoon* He is so damnably sexy in this movie. I absolutely hated the book, but the movie is a very poor representation of what the book was. Thank goodness! I am not fond of Hawthorne. He over-explained boring points. But Gary Oldman DOES make the movie rather watchable. Can we say... naked swimming? Bare arse naked swimming.... even some backstroking? Distorted glimpses of his little Gary? *fans self*
If he were the reverend of a church, I'd convert to Christianity, and never miss a Sunday service. Of course my thoughts might not be very... proper while listening to him speak at the pulpit. Plus, if he ever threw a look at me like the ones he throws Hester's way, I'd melt. I almost do anyhow. Plus, his hands are amazing. He so has the manhands. I envy Demi Moore here.
*sigh*
I'd make the biggest fool of myself if I were ever in that man's presence.
"The Scarlet Letter" is on. So staying up to watch it.
Gary Oldman. *swoon* He is so damnably sexy in this movie. I absolutely hated the book, but the movie is a very poor representation of what the book was. Thank goodness! I am not fond of Hawthorne. He over-explained boring points. But Gary Oldman DOES make the movie rather watchable. Can we say... naked swimming? Bare arse naked swimming.... even some backstroking? Distorted glimpses of his little Gary? *fans self*
If he were the reverend of a church, I'd convert to Christianity, and never miss a Sunday service. Of course my thoughts might not be very... proper while listening to him speak at the pulpit. Plus, if he ever threw a look at me like the ones he throws Hester's way, I'd melt. I almost do anyhow. Plus, his hands are amazing. He so has the manhands. I envy Demi Moore here.
*sigh*
I'd make the biggest fool of myself if I were ever in that man's presence.
