ironic

Sep. 15th, 2004 05:53 pm
spankerella: (brain hurt)
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I just nearly killed myself on accident. Here's how....

I had the TV on. Michael Collins was on. That movie is like a manfeast. Lots of pretties to look at there. Some perhaps not looking as pretty as they can look in the flick, but hey. Mainly, I had it on while typing so I could hear Alan Rickman's voice. His voice should be illegal. But we knew that about me and Alan Rickman's voice. Also, as it has been years since I saw this film, I forgot Jonathan Rhys Meyers was in it. He was probably about 16. Still very HOT. He's one of the most beautiful men I've ever laid eyes on. I think it's his big pouty pink lips.

*shakes head to clear it*

Anyhow, it was over and the credits were rolling... which was how I was telling time. The movie was scheduled to be over at 6 PM, and I have a dinner date to get dressed for. So I hear the end of the movie, and I save what I was working on then I start to change clothes. I happened to look up and notice, as I was removing my pants, that Alan Rickman's name was on the screen... while I was taking off my pants. I was overcome with giggles at the thought for some reason. I got to giggling so damn hard that I stumbled, pants around my ankles, and fell. I knocked my head on the coffee table quite hard. It didn't bleed or anything, but I have a lovely knot cropping up.

Oh the things that amuse me.

Date: 2004-09-15 04:54 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-09-15 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
Just a flesh wound.

Date: 2004-09-15 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeneyedtengu.livejournal.com
*giggle* Sorry to laugh, hon, but wow. I found myself thinking one of the worst things possible: "What if she'd actually really hurt herself? How would you explain the scar? Come up with something or tell the truth?"

Which led to interesting twists of what you could come up with... So. I feel really bad now. *cough*

Hope your head feels better.

Date: 2004-09-15 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
Oh, I'd so tell the truth because it's too funny NOT to. I am not above looking foolish if it is humorous. I don't think it's gonna leave a mark though. That would certainly be something for conversation if I ever met the man in question.

"You know I almost died thinking about you while taking of my pants once..."

Date: 2004-09-16 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeneyedtengu.livejournal.com
Heh. I'd pay to hear that convo.

Date: 2004-09-16 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
This is assuming I could even form words. I'd likely go all gooey the first time he spoke. That voice does something to my nervous system.

Date: 2004-09-16 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeneyedtengu.livejournal.com
Mm... valid point... that damned voice should be illegal... or bottled for handy use. One of the two.

Hmm, death by Rickman

Date: 2004-09-15 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hello Lady E,

Hmm death by Rickman,, guess thats one of the better ways to go for you..

Ouch, hands icepack,, offers sympathy,, lips twitching trying not to laugh. Does feel genuine sympathy and empathy.

Hopes that the concussion did not delete any good ideas.

Your Dropverse Devottee

Re: Hmm, death by Rickman

Date: 2004-09-15 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
I'd prefer death by shagging Rickman, but I'll stop scaring everyone with my pervy AR fantasies. It only hurts when I mash on it now. Guess I should leave it alone then, ay?

It'd take a harder knock than that to make me forget words.

Date: 2004-09-15 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toscas-kiss.livejournal.com
Ouch! Glad you're OK. I fully sympathise - slipped, hit my head, briefly blacked out, and gave myself a concussion in the bath once. Scared the bejesus outta me (quite aside from the embarassment factor of almost drowning myself in my own bath! death by AR is much more stylish!). Try and take it easy for a couple of days. Hope the headaches are few.

Date: 2004-09-15 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
I didn't black out or anything, but I certainly swore a lot. I don't know about stylish. I would have certainly hated being found dead with my pants bunged around my ankles. Being found dead naked in any way doesn't sit well with me. Actually, any sort of naked public situation bothers me. It's like when they took my underpants in the hospital then doped me up. I became OBSESSED with the return of my panties. Everyone tells me I was quite funny. I can't recall.

Date: 2004-09-16 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toscas-kiss.livejournal.com
Yep, that type of fear is totally understandable! Hospitals are such horridly undignified places anyway. :-(

Date: 2004-09-16 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeneyedtengu.livejournal.com
*shudder* Hospitals... "I've been in hospitals.. they take your pants, freeze you, starve you, hurt you, expose you to disease... then charge you for it. A lot."

Date: 2004-09-16 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
Here here. I have a real beauty of a bill that I'm still paying off that was from my hospital stint this time last year.

Date: 2004-09-16 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeneyedtengu.livejournal.com
I've been in them for stays and worked in them too often. Ugh. Never again. 'Least... until I have to have my back opened again. *grumbles* But I plan to stay clear till then!

*gives Echo her good luck charm* No hospitals for you either! Doctors are bad enough!

Date: 2004-09-15 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nykohl.livejournal.com
*giggles* Alan Rickman...

He does that to me too, occasionally.

...okay, maybe not occasionally, sometimes it happens in the middle of Safeway, if I catch a magazine cover with him on it. I start giggling like a school girl. It's really not becoming. :P

Date: 2004-09-15 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
This was just me being overcome by the irony of the removal of my pants coinciding with the fade-up of his name in the credits.

Date: 2004-09-15 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guyblackcat.livejournal.com
Was this YOUR coffee table?

Date: 2004-09-15 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
Do not fear... your coffee table lives to tell the tale. *grumbles* I'm fine, by the way. Thanks for asking. Asshat.

Date: 2004-09-15 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] of-caladan.livejournal.com
teehee! that is such a funny image, sounds like something i would do, only somehow i would end up in a neck brace-like i have about 4 times. i hope the bump doesnt show for your dinner date, and good timing with the lack of pants and alan's semi-presence! if only it were him and not just his name! maybe he'll be there when you get back!

Date: 2004-09-15 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
Yeah... it felt REAL funny too.

Eh, ignore me. I have a headache. Smetimes I have amazing timing. Dinner was doomed form the start though, and if we were handing out people to be waiting when I got home, James Marsters or Jonathan Rhys Meyers wuld do in a pinch.

Date: 2004-09-16 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] of-caladan.livejournal.com
sorry, didnt mean you hitting your head was funny, i just sypathise
and yeah, they most certainly would do. or bailey chase....hmmm...gonna go look for an episode of buffy with graham in it now.

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