When choosing between two evils...

More hilarious pictures.

( oh the HORROR )

I should so be asleep right now but I think I might be still too drunk for the sleep. The party was good. The band was good. Actually the band kicked ass. Aimee is one hell of a little drummer girl. I was so proud of her for doing it. Some guy asked me to spank him... and I did. Well, I shouldn't say "some guy". I know him. Not well enough for spanking, but there had been many glasses of wine and beer at this point. There was also plenty of ass-groping going on all around tonight, but I'm thinking the ass I had my mits on was the best. It was in vinyl pants.... no underwear. Supple, yet firm, and the hand that patted at mine in reciprocation wasn't too bad either. Manhand, you know. I checked when we were hugging goodbye.

Favorite costumes... some guy dressed up as an ipod (yes, a damn ipod, and he looked just like one), fat bloated Elvis, bloody JFK and blood-splattered Jackie, David as Adam (as in Garden of Eden Adam, as in... leaves, he also had a partically eaten apple), Deedle as Jesus (I'll see if I can get pics of this because you all HAVE to see it), the semi-hottie dressed as Wolverine (wife-beater, jeans, BUCKLE, and retractable plastic claws), and Aimee dressed as Daphne from Scooby Doo.

The best was the guy dressed as Princess Leia... who looked HOT when he got out of the dress. First time I've ever had the hots for Princess Leia. It was Episode IV Leia. White dress, super buns. And how I know he was hot? He took off his dress and buns to sing a Motley Crue song with the band... he was wearing leather pants under his dress. I love a guy who's not afraid to say he still loves the Crue. And I love it even better when it's said with leather pants.

Going to White Oak tomorrow. Later, folks.

eta: Alex was dressed as a bunny. Insert your own skin the rabbit joke here. He's such a Charlie Brown. *sigh* It's really too bad I'm a Lucy at heart.