When choosing between two evils...

So... boobies?
River Duck
Tentacles and ladders
The true black hole alien vortex
"Mosquitoes, pit toilets, and animal droppings... YES."
He's holding his lightsaber?
Sucking on an alien head
He's giving the sheriff the bone.
He's got his crystal dildo.
Her black hole gave a violent explosion.
The secret ghetto club alien handshake
She gets some tentacles of her own.
"Not bad. I found Buddha."
Less talking, more tongue
It should be able to be as big as he wants it.