sporking

[spankerella]

So this is my "sporking" at a certain Mary Sue community for those of you who are curious. The post was actually mocking MS fanart and the site in question had a link to Drop at the old angelfire site... which I have now removed. I thought I'd already removed it, but... anyhow. They were mocking fanart... which I think is pathetic. Not manips... art. I can't draw stick people, so I'd never criticize someone's fanart. I don't even go after bad fic. I just don't say anything.

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Okay, I've been reading, (because I'm a bit of a glutton for punishment), that A Drop in the Ocean story. Omg, it's so stupid! It starts out with Tara staying at Giles for some reason and all of a sudden she gets an Owl with a letter addressed to her from Dumbledore requesting that she become a teacher's assistant at Hogworts. She goes to the Watcher's Counsil to meet up with Giles where, for another reason Lupin's there and he's "Been waiting hours to get a glimpse of her." O_o;

So, Tara ends up meeting up with Giles and Willow, who both inform her of Owls they'd both recieved requesting them to teachers/teaching assistants. Giles is taking over teaching Defense Against The Dark Arts and Willow is going to be teaching assistant for Care of Magical Creatures.

I left off on chapter two... where Hagrid, Giles. Willow and Tara are in Diagon Alley buying robes and wands. Ollivander ends up showing Willow a wand made from, (~gasp!~), willow with a droplet of vampire blood in the handle... The blood came from where? A vampire with a soul... who was cursed by gypsies... who lives in... LA, California... Yep, you guessed it... Angel's been to Diagon Alley!

I don't know if I should continue reading... but it's too funny to stop now. Willow and Tara so OOC... giggling and grabbing onto poor Hagrid all over Diagon Alley...

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Is something wrong with me that this whole thing is kind of... amusing? Like for real. I've been grinning like an idiot since I saw it. I know I don't write everyone's cup of tea, and I will admit that my writing at the beginning of Drop is not as strong as it is at the end. Opinions are like a**holes though... everybody's got one. I find it funny that someone will keep torturing themselves by reading something they're not into though. Eh. No skin off my nose. Though I considered joining this community and replying with... "Hey, thanks for reading". But that would be a very wicked thing to do... wait a minute...

eta: Damned Firefly meme that's been going around since everyone knows what Whedon whore I am...

When you see this on your flist, post your fave Firefly quote.

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." - Book

"River, honey, he's putting the hair away now."
"Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting." - Zoe to River and River's reply

"That's why I never kiss them on the mouth." - Jayne

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[tthjinni.livejournal.com]

"River, honey, he's putting the hair away now."
"Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting." - Zoe to River and River's reply

*giggles* *snorts with laughter* *falls over laughing*
Can't say I blame River. That was one wild mane of hair that man had.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Well, I had the whole Jayne song up, but I figured that'd be a bit much, and we all know I *heart* Jayne with a fierceness. River screeching about Book's hair is the greatest though.