spam rant

[spankerella]

OMGess, ladies and gemmin, do not DO NOT take my email address for the purpose of spamming me. I won't reply nicely to you, and oh yes, I will reply. THAT DAY, I will reply. Do not send me chain letters. Do not forward me cutesy kitten pictures. Do not send me stupid stories. Unless I talk to you in RL, unless we have IMed one another more than three times, (and I don't mean I get on and you jump on to ask me questions about the fic I really don't write anymore even though my setting is on BUSY) unless we have traded emails on some sort of regular level, unless we have some sort of repeated communication somewhere, do not send me crap like that. There are only a handful of people I will accept this sort of thing from, and they know who they are because they still have one asshole. Because I did not rip them a new one for sending me that rubbish. Don't do it. You will make me angry, and much like the Hulk, you wouldn't like me if I was angry. There are some people who like getting forwards and spam stuff from everyone on God's green earth of the internet. I AM NOT ONE OF THEM.

Thank you. G'night.

Comments

[tthjinni.livejournal.com]

*checks her butt* Whew, only one asshole. Thank the goddess. Guess I can still send you joke e-mails. :P

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

You really needn't have pantsed yourself to check for secondary assholes. We know one another in RL. I buy Avon from you. Your cat likes to headbutt me in the butt. I think you're safe.

[tthjinni.livejournal.com]

I like pantsing myself, though. I mean, no one else pantses me, ya know - so might as well do it myself.

And ohmigod SQUEE - ASH was so frickin' brilliant in the Doctor Who ep that star1sar and I were sitting on pins and needles waiting for. It was wonderful. He does evil so very, very well.

Still need to make you that farting icon.

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

STOP TALKING ABOUT DR WHO!

I really don't have time for another TV obsession right now, and the lovely Mr Barty Crouch Jr already made me near-swoon with the glasses thing... and the dorky brown suit thing with the converse sneakers thing. I'm already partially in love with the tenth doctor. Evil ASH is almost more than I can bear. Just stop it until June 1st.

[tthjinni.livejournal.com]

Roflmao. Didn't realize you were so weak willed that we could sway you by just talking abut the loveliness.

One more comment and then I'll try to stop talking about it.... the "lovely Mr. Barty Crouch Jr." was in full specs mode playing a teacher at a high school in the ASH ep. I swear to god...

[booster17.livejournal.com]

*realises it would probably be evil to use this icon then*

[booster17.livejournal.com]

Someone mention the Tenth Doctor as a teacher?

*tries to look innocent*

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

*tries to look innocent*

*fails*

I am so hooked, but I haven't seen much of season 1, just a few parts and an episode of season 2. I so *heart* 10.

[lochnoir1.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the truth. There are those persons, who get away with it, because of love. Everyone else, it is just annoying. And it takes time to delete them!

Hope your day gets better.

Jerri

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

Most people know better by now. But every so often... you get that one... and it just... makes your eye twitch.

[emeraldswan.livejournal.com]

It is very nice to know I'm not the only one hating that crap.

Have a good weekend?

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

It was good. Despite "An American Haunting" not being what I thought it would be.

[buenabuena.livejournal.com]

Guh. AGREED. I was fairly disappointed by that movie, alas.

[starry-sunrise.livejournal.com]

Random, but I'd just like to comment that at the exact moment I saw this post, I (also) happened to be listening to "Crazy Bitch". Heh. It's a good song.

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

Would you mind if I quoted that rant (properly attributed) when it should happen to become necessary?

[spankerella.livejournal.com]

If my irritated rant helps others, then yes, take it.