When choosing between two evils...

This is the WARNING

Don't abuse knowing my email address, folks. From now on spammers get ONE warning, then it's on. The people allowed to forward me crap and send me little things like that know very well who they are. If you are in doubt, do not send it to me. I am reaching the point of not being nice about it at all. I am reaching the point where if I don't recognize the email addy, I am throwing it up here and letting my minions have at you. No second chances, no trial runs. I don't send spam and forwards on to people I don't know. What in the hell makes some of you think *I* want that crap in my already-busy inbox? And FYI, not to be a bitch (too late), but reading a few fanfics of mine does not mean you know me.

OMGess, ladies and gemmin, do not DO NOT take my email address for the purpose of spamming me. I won't reply nicely to you, and oh yes, I will reply. THAT DAY, I will reply. Do not send me chain letters. Do not forward me cutesy kitten pictures. Do not send me stupid stories. Unless I talk to you in RL, unless we have IMed one another more than three times, (and I don't mean I get on and you jump on to ask me questions about the fic I really don't write anymore even though my setting is on BUSY) unless we have traded emails on some sort of regular level, unless we have some sort of repeated communication somewhere, do not send me crap like that. There are only a handful of people I will accept this sort of thing from, and they know who they are because they still have one asshole. Because I did not rip them a new one for sending me that rubbish. Don't do it. You will make me angry, and much like the Hulk, you wouldn't like me if I was angry. There are some people who like getting forwards and spam stuff from everyone on God's green earth of the internet. I AM NOT ONE OF THEM.

Thank you. G'night.