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This is the WARNING

Don't abuse knowing my email address, folks. From now on spammers get ONE warning, then it's on. The people allowed to forward me crap and send me little things like that know very well who they are. If you are in doubt, do not send it to me. I am reaching the point of not being nice about it at all. I am reaching the point where if I don't recognize the email addy, I am throwing it up here and letting my minions have at you. No second chances, no trial runs. I don't send spam and forwards on to people I don't know. What in the hell makes some of you think *I* want that crap in my already-busy inbox? And FYI, not to be a bitch (too late), but reading a few fanfics of mine does not mean you know me.

Date: 2006-06-08 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepadre.livejournal.com
Speaking of annoying spam...

There is someone who forwards me spam, and than asks for a 'return receipt' to see if I opened it.

*sigh*

May I rent your Flying Monkeys? I'm sure we could negotiate something. I always seem to end up working a lot of overtime (a nurses' lot, I assure you) so $$$ is an option.

Or cookies. I'm good with cookies.

Date: 2006-06-08 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankerella.livejournal.com
They have been restless lately. Next time this person spams you, lemme know. I'm sure my minions would love to sharpen their teeth on this twit.

Or cookies. I'm good with cookies.
You are aware of the other definition for cookies, aren't you? *eyebrow* Good with cookies, huh? Interesting.

Date: 2006-06-08 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepadre.livejournal.com
Well, I am a nurse, you know. *eyebrow*

I also make awesome Chocolate Chip Bars, too. *smile*

Raises eyebrow

Date: 2006-06-08 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dropversedevo-t.livejournal.com
R u two trying to turn me on ?

as a loyal (n recently back online minion) starts checking the equipment...


hello lady E..

Some people never learn

Date: 2006-06-08 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigereyes320.livejournal.com
Don't you just get to the point that you could permanently block their addys?

Good to see you're keeping busy. How's the new job coming along?

Date: 2006-06-08 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dream-mancer.livejournal.com
Spammers? Again? And of COURSE I was sick and not up to monkey duty when this happened. Grr.

And FYI, not to be a bitch (too late), but reading a few fanfics of mine does not mean you know me.

Do people actually assume that reading a fic and reviewing makes them your number one best bud? Isn't that...stalker-ish?

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