spankerella | AHOY!

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So Pirates.

I liked it. I did. It was a bit long, but I enjoyed it. It was fun. Definitely better than Superman... which I still don't have the heart to review.
+ Jack Sparrow, as always.
- Jack had fewer Jackisms. He only said savvy once or twice and I didn't hear a onesy. Not enough rum talk for my taste.
- The unnecessary gross-outs. The crow and the eyeball? Ewww. So did not need to see that.
+ William Turner's back right before he got whipped. Niiiice.
+++ James Norrington. OMGess! He had the Aragorn thing going on. Much better scruffy. That crush is in FULL effect now.
+ The threeway fight. Funny.
+ The kiss between Elizabeth and Jack. That was pretty hot.
- Elizabeth handcuffing Jack to the Black Pearl so he had to feed himself to the giant toothed hooha. And it spit on him. Hilarious, but I did not like that about her character. It didn't feel right.
+ The voodoo lady.
- The fact that the voodoo lady looked like she'd been eating an ink pen that exploded in her mouth.
+ The ghost dress.
- Jack readily agreeing to get 100 souls for Davey Jones (and did anyone else think Davey Jones of the Monkeys for a little bit? I was singing "Girl" a couple times in the movie and cracking up the persons sitting next to me)
- Jack selling out Will to Davey Jones.
- The thing on the back of Davey's head that looked like a giant pulsating Albino's nutsack.
+ The monkey.
+ The dog.
- They left the dog on the cannibal island!!
+++ Barbosa is back!!!